BB & Kells

Chapter Ten

I genuinely smile as Onika starts rapping The Second Verse.

Don't get me wrong I like The First Verse but I'm solely and utterly in love with The Second Verse.

Man, fuck a P0, and fuck a C0

'Bout to "Set It Off", like Cleo

"Ooooop, okay then." I say.

Mad, they done tapped my Treo

Bagged my skio, heard the bitch lyin' like Leo

"Okay, okay cause you spilled Holy Water on that line tho." I say as I pour Mouthwash into my mouth.

Anyway, I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin'

In a kimono, "Konichiwa" to the Asians

I gargle and swiss The Mouthwash all around in my mouth before I spit The Mouthwash out into the sink.

I turn the water off.

I kick, kick, kick it like I'm Bruce Lee's son

So all of that yellin' in the street soon done

Cause if I take my ski mask off, then I'm dumbin'

The young Chaka Khan, yes - "I Am Every Woman"

And I am 'bout that coke, not what'cha put the rum in

Say a little prayer, tell the Lord that I'm comin' (comin')

Okay sooooo the way Onika whispered that I got chills all over my body and spine, like I always do when I listen to this Masterpiece.

I dance a little while closing the cap on The Mouthwash Bottle, while The Chorus comes back.

I'm in Jamaica with them keys, under palm trees

The leprechaun sees, what my palm reads

And if my heart seize, please call my aunties

This Chorus really is so so very catchy.

I think them girls tellin', I hear them boys yellin'

I'm in Jamaica with them keys, under palm trees

I smile as I slowly bend down and wind my hips.

The leprechaun sees, what my palm reads

And if my heart seize, please call my aunties

I think them girls tellin', I hear them boys yellin'

Can you hear the yellin'?

Comin' for me, comin' for me-e-e-e

"I know that's mothafucking right, you better SANG SANG." I say to Onika as if I talking to her right now.

Comin' for me, comin' for me, comin' for me

I truly don't even care what people say, I love when Onika sings.

"This will be put on Repeat like always." I say to myself.

Onika honestly and truly put her whole entire pussy in Keys Under Palms Trees, cause it's truly and solely a whole entire Masterpiece.

Robyn is one lucky Mothafucka to be claiming Onika.

"Alexa, play Keys Under Palms Trees by Nicki Minaj again." I say to The Amazon Echo, while I continue to check myself out in the mirror.

"Playing, Keys Under Palms Trees by Nicki Minaj." Alexa, The Amazon Echo says, as Keys Under Palms Trees plays again.

"Oh and, Alexa, turn the volume all the way up." I say to The Amazon Echo.