Obey me: a headcanon and ficlet collection

Beelzebub (fluff headcanons): General

A = Attractive: What do they find attractive?

He likes someone who doesn't mind his monstrous appetite.
He likes someone who will try to go to some of his Fangol tournaments.
He loves someone who doesn't think he's stupid.
He loves someone who doesn't mind his density.

B = Baby: Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

If you've ever played the game, you know damn well he's a family man.
He would love a child, or two.

C = Cuddle: How do they cuddle?

He likes cradling you, he doesn't mind being the small spoon though.

D = Dates: What are dates with them like?

Dinner dates, lots of dinner dates.

F = Feelings: When did they know they were falling in love?

When you had saved his twin, Belphegor. He killed you.
Yet you forgave him? You truly were too nice for your own good.
But that's one of the things he loved about you.

G = Gentle: Are they gentle? If so, how?
He is gentle because he's scared he might accidentally break you.

H = Hand: Hold how do they like to hold?

He likes holding your hand, it's so much smaller than his.

I = Impression: First impression?

You looked kinda tasty, he's glad he never ended up eating you though.

J = Joker: Are they into pulling pranks?

He's too busy with sports, eating, and exercising to pull any pranks.

K = Kisses: How do they kiss?

With tongue, his tongue is massive.

L = Little things: What little things do they love/notice?

When you cook for him, or you cheer him on at his tournaments.

M = Memory: Their favourite moment together?

The first time you went to on of his sports games.

N = Nickel: Do they spoil you?

He is a professional Fangol player, so I don't doubt he has some money.

O = Orange: What colour reminds them of their other half?

Orange, it stimulating to the appetite. If you love having people around the kitchen table, orange will keep them talking and eating for a long time. Many restaurants use pastel versions of orange, such as apricot or peach or deeper versions such as terracotta, for their décor as they are more subtle than red, yet still increase the appetite and promote conversation and social interaction, which in turn encourages patrons to have a good time and to eat and drink more.
P = Pet names: What pet names do they use?

1. Sweet(heart): He loves candies, and to him- you're just as good as an expensive one.
2. Schatz or Schätzchen: It means treasure or little treasure, you're tiny and valuable.
3. Honey: Idrk, he just would.

S = Sad: How do they cheer themselves up?

Eating, and exercising.

T = Talking: What do they love to talk about?

Recipes, workout routines, and sports.

U = Universe: Use a metaphor to explain their relationship

"Love is a bull." - H. L. Mencken

V = Very: Their thoughts about you.?

"I wonder if Mc would like this, I should take some home with me."
"They are so small compared to me, I should be more careful around them."
"I wonder if they would mind me carrying them around."
"Mc is kinda like soda, I like soda."

W = Why: Reasons why they love you?

Because you don't baby him, or treat him like he's an idiot.

X = Xylophone: What's their song?

Monster by Lady Gaga.

Y = You: You're the _ to my _.

You're the ketchup to my 4,000-year-aged cheeseburger.