It was a sunny day at liyue, aether and xiao we're just chilling.
Aether was telling some stories about his journey to sumeru.
Xiao was quiet, listening to aether calmly.
But after he heard what came out of aether's mouth, he was surprised.
"Im finna go to jail"
Aether said, xiao's eyes widen in surprise.
"bro wtf??? How"
Xiao asked.
"i just ran over a pedestrian"
Aether said, although that was not all of it.
"WHAT..."
"robbed childe cuz i found out he was bisexual"
"bro..."
"and i sold a 12 year old kid a weed edible"
"HUH?"
"i just slapped the fuck out of a *n word 😨😨* whit freckles"
"bro you're RACIST????? 😨😨😨😨😨😨"
"now im gonna fuck you and then buy you a pickle"
"AINT NO WAY."
Xiao tried to run away, (dumb bitch forgot how to teleport bruh 😒😒) but aether swiftly grabbed his wrist.
Aether drags him to wangshu inn.
They fuck. 😇
Haha, aether fucked xiao and bought him a pickle!! 😍😍
The end. *crowd.cheering.mp3* *clapping.mp3*
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