Im the Boogeyman [BnhaxReader]

•Chp. 2•

𖤐SUFFER𖤐

dabi and Yn would be starting as TA's for training and any type of battling. they would be used as examples on what to do because literally no one gave any shits about eithers health.

this is also what she had gathered from the students in her three days of being there-

Yaoyurozu is a stuck up rich bitch (a/n sorry not sorry.. ILY MY QUEEN)

Kaminari is the only one with a good hero name.. i mean Chargebolt is pretty fucking catchy

Jirou is a literal fucking goddess

Mineta adds to the comedic effect

sparky sparky boom man isnt an actual human, that fucker is nuclear warfare waiting to go off

Tokoyami is actually pretty fucking chill as well as his cute little shit dark shadow

Mina lowkey gave me pansexual panic lol

and that was everyone i deemed important.

she and dabi watched everyone injure themselves only helping once and awhile. dabi seemed oddly fixated on the half n half creamer/ freezerburn kid.. i didnt think he was gay but get that dick i guess lol (a/n imagine her horror when she finds out lmao)

she liked the lightning rod, as he was the only one stupid enough to approach her and he was pretty fucking chill.

the rest where either pussies or acting like stinky whores.

she watched the spinach bitch -that acted and had a quirk creepily similar to allmight- injure himself over and over again cackling each time

dabi groaned from beside her

"i think your real quirk is laughing or giving people headaches"

she laughed again

he repeatedly slammed his face onto the nearest wall hoping to find some sort of peace but in the end deciding that it was futile

"well im outa here, peace ✌️"

and she was off, back to helping the ankle biters.

she walked tall with the occasional clatter of her bones.. as Yn always says, "Walk like you know your better then everyone but in reality you actually suck, walk like Patrick Bateman"

she tood scanning everyone with a cheshire grin before deciding on attempting to help the birdbrain kid.

he had been trying to use Dark Shadow as a cloak/shield (thats not very plus ultra of you) for combat.

"hey kid, whatcha workin on?"

she asked leaning against the rock. he stayed silent so she spoke again.

"best way to make Dark Shadow a suitable shield is to have someone throw rocks at you and have dark shadow take the impact"

she explained making a few pointing gestures torwards the rocks