Tam and Keefes roast battle!!!!!!!!!!!

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Keefe - sup Foster
Tam - I'm not Foster
Keefe - sorry bangs boy
Tam - no excuse me uglyhair
Keefe - u did not just insult *the hair*
Tam - I belive I did
Me - Hi guys!! I'm huge fans!!
Tam - who you?!
Keefe - should I be scared
Me - Na! just sayin yall should have a roast battle that would be epic!
Keefe - les go Bangs!
Tam - your goin' down Scencen!
Me - I'll just sit-back and watch_the_show!:)
Tam - OKAY!
Keefe - was your name hooman
Me - 1st its human 2nd its Lilly Grace thak you very much!
Tam - why it have 2 words
Me - SHUT UP!
Keefe - geez
me - jusst starttttt
Keefe - les' go!
Tam - your hairs so ugly you make happy meals cry!
Keefe - your hairs so ugly you make onions cry!
Tam - where you born on a high way cause thats where accidents happen?!
Keefe - When you where born you parents said "Oh what a treasure les bury it!"
Tam - you just quoted my mom
Keefe - sry
Tam - Eh?
Tam - Where you born this stupid or did you take lessons?!
Keefe - the real heros in this world are the wons that live with you!
Tam - you as useless as the "ueue" in "queue"
Keefe - NERD!
Tam - I'm not a nerd I'm just smarter than you!
Keefe - somewhere in this world there is a tree producing oxygen for you! what a shame!
Tam - i was today years old when I learned I hated you!
Keefe - I don't mean to upset you most of the time thats just a bonus!
Tam - if I had a dollar every time you talked I would give you 90% as a thank you!
Keefe - I didn't mean to push your buttons I was just lookin' for mute!
Tam - Its all about balance... you start talking, I stop lisning
Keefe - Your the reason I like animals better than hoomans!
Me - Its HUMANS!
Me - anyways contiue I'm almost done eating my popcorn!
Tam - i've give you a nasty look...but, you already have one!
Keefe - I would smack you! But I'm against animal abuse!
Me - oof
Me - I think that finishes
Keefe - I was on a roll baby!
Tam - sure ya where!
Me - Okay say bye to whatpadd!
Keefe - bye whatpadd?
Tam - bye whatapaddle
Me - ?
Tam - sorry stupid auto correct
Tam - bye whatpadd!
Me - who wins
Me - Team Tam, team Bangs Boy!, Team shade!
Tam - *sarcastic* yippy
Me - or team Keefe!, Team hunkeyhair!, Team funkeyhair!, Team Scenecen, team sokeefe!
Keefe - YAYYAY!
Keefe - sokeefe
Me - yep (SOPHIE + KEEFE)
Keefe - aww but I think it should be fosterKeefe
Me - surreeeeeeeee
Me -anyways bye whatpadd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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