1. Two dragon eyes
2. A generous pinch of fairy mist
3. Three blasts of demon flame
4. A dropper-full of thieves' oil
5. Sliver of a blood moon
6. A liar's silver tongue
7. The lesser half of a broken wishbone
8. An ounce of wolfsbane
9. Four drops of crone's tears.
10. One tablespoon dehydrated unicorn blood.
(They created me in a pot with dehydrated unicorn blood, people!)
Signed: Queen Petronella
***Magical Inventory Priority Requisition Form: MR/01***
Date: 10/31/4984
Re: Creation of Heir/Magical DNA requirements
From: Head of Magical Inventory, Calvin E. Dalb
To: Her Majesty, Queen Petronella
Your Highness, I fear you are altering the recipe for your replacement to such a degree that I would be remiss to sanction your request. Using nine progenitors of darkness could have devastating results we couldn't even imagine. Please refer to Section 8.3 of the Brittlebane Grimoire and Recipe Book for a complete list of all necessary ingredients. A balance of dark and light is imperative. I shall have the correct items delivered to the Rowen Grove at the appointed time.
Sincerely,
Calvin E. Dalb
***Magical Inventory Priority Requisition Form: MR/01***
Date: 10/31/4984
Re: Creation of Heir/Magical DNA requirements
From: Her Majesty, Queen Petronella
You shall provide every item I requested by the appointed hour, or you shall spend the rest of your days tied up in my dungeon. And not in a good way!
Sincerely,
Queen Petronella
***Magical Inventory Priority Requisition Form: MR/01***
Date: 10/31/4984
Re: Creation of Heir/Magical DNA requirements
From: Head of Magical Inventory, Calvin E. Dalb
To: Her Glorious and Merciful Majesty, Queen Petronella
I beg you to reconsider. I understand you want a viable heir, but this formula could create a monster of untold proportions.
(There you go! I'm a monster of untold proportions! Knew it!)
***Magical Inventory Priority Requisition Form: MR/01***
Date: 10/31/4984
Re: Creation of Heir/Magical DNA requirements
From: Her Majesty, Queen Petronella
The dungeon awaits, and I've ordered ropes with extra chafing ability!
***Magical Inventory Priority Requisition Form: MR/01***
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