Britt

Hi!

I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for 10 years. The last position I held was in accounting at the Jim Henson Company where I once puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career,  I focus my creative energy on creating romantic, fun stories.

Thrilled about PRINCE CHARMING MUST DIE, which I've written for Paid Stories. It's a story of betrayal, revenge, and unicorns. I guarantee you've read nothing like it!

Hope you enjoy MY CRAZY HOT INTERSTELLAR AFFAIR, now part of Wattpad's Paid Story program. It's a sexy, otherworldly tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over Hollywood. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is incredibly hot, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend!

My Watty-winning story, MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a tale of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy,  evil villains, and epic kissing!

MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM is a CHAPTERS Game! I'm excited for you to play! 

The MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM audiobook, published by Hachette, is available for purchase! Click here to order! http://adbl.co/2yuKBkg

I'm proud to be a member of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

I've never been abducted by sexy aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. ❤️

I answer DM's as long as they meet these criteria:
1. Don't call me DEAR or BEAUTIFUL. Wattpad isn't a dating site
2. Tell me what you want. Don't just say "hi"
3. Don't send me a story link
4. Be polite

Find me:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/debragoelz
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DebraGoelz
Instagram: @debragoelz