Hello,  Watpadders!

I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for 10 years. The last position I held was in accounting at the Jim Henson Company where I once puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun stories.

Very excited about PRINCE CHARMING MUST DIE, which I've written for the Paid Stories Program. It's a story of revenge, murder, betrayal, and unicorns. I guarantee you've never read anything like it before!

Hope you enjoy MY CRAZY HOT INTERSTELLAR AFFAIR, now part of Wattpad's Paid Story program. It's a sexy, otherworldly tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over Hollywood. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is incredibly hot, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend!

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a tale of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and epic kissing!

MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM is now a game on the CHAPTERS app! I'm so excited for you to play!

The MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM audiobook, published by Hachette, is available for purchase! Click here to order! http://adbl.co/2yuKBkg

I'm proud to be a member of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

To date I've never been abducted by sexy aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. :D

Linky type things:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/debragoelz
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DebraGoelz
Instagram: @debragoelz

Now tell me about you!
  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014



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BrittanieCharmintine BrittanieCharmintine May 20, 2020 08:53PM
Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled quarantining, but I wanted to thank all the readers who have supported MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM over the years. The story just hit 12 millio...
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