Hello Watpadders! Welcome to my profile! 

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I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for ten years as a financial executive. The last position I held was as the Vice President of Finance for the Jim Henson Company. My performing career began and ended when I puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun, and wacky stories. I invite you to come on in, put up your feet, grab a glass of Tang or a seaweed smoothie, and read about mermaids, aliens, princesses, vampires, werewolves, minor Greek gods & the occasional accountant.

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a story of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and some epic kissing! (Highest rankings: #1 in Vampire; #1 Vampire/Fantasy)

Hope you enjoy my new novel ALIEN INVASION: A LOVE STORY. It chronicles the tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over Hollywood. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is pretty irresistible, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend! Highest rating #4 in SciFi.

I'm proud to be a member of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

To date I've never been abducted by sexy aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. :D

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  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014

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BrittanieCharmintine BrittanieCharmintine Jan 12, 2018 05:54PM
Hello People of Earth and Aliens Just Visiting,It appears that Chapter 40 of "Alien Invasion: A Love Story" is working! Hurrah. Big reveal in this chapter, plus more Bad Andie who is now fantasizing...
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Alien Invasion: A Love Story - (A Wattpad Featured Story!) by BrittanieCharmintine
Alien Invasion: A Love Story - (A... #20 in Science Fiction
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Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love... #6 in Vampire
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The Writing Process From Idea to Final Draft - How I  Created  Red Snow by BrittanieCharmintine
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