Hello Watpadders! Welcome to my profile! 

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I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for ten years as a financial executive. The last position I held was as the Vice President of Finance for the Jim Henson Company. My performing career began and ended when I puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun, and wacky stories. I invite you to come on in, put up your feet, grab a glass of Tang or a seaweed smoothie, and read about mermaids, aliens, princesses, vampires, werewolves, minor Greek gods & the occasional accountant.

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a story of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and some epic kissing! (Highest rankings: #1 in Vampire; #1 Vampire/Fantasy)

Hope you enjoy my new novel ALIEN INVASION: A LOVE STORY. It chronicles the tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over earth. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is pretty irresistible, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend! Highest rating #4 in SciFi.

I'm proud to be an Ambassador and part of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

To date I've never been abducted by aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. :D

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  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014



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BrittanieCharmintine BrittanieCharmintine Nov 10, 2017 09:34PM
Hello Lovelies!I just posted Chapter 34 of "Alien Invasion: A Love Story." In this short chapter, Bad Andie wrests control of Andie (or Boring Andie) for a little while. I love writing Bad Andie, so...
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