Hello,  Watpadders!

Come on in, put up your feet, grab a glass of Tang or a seaweed smoothie, and read about mermaids, aliens, princesses, vampires, werewolves, minor Greek gods & the occasional accountant.

Stuff about me:

MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM is now a game on the CHAPTERS app! I'm so excited for you to play!

The MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM audiobook, published by Hachette, is available for purchase! Click here to order! http://adbl.co/2yuKBkg

I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for 10 years. The last position I held was as the VP of Finance for the Jim Henson Company. My performing career began and ended when I puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun stories.

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a tale of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and epic kissing! (Highest ranking: #1 in Vampire; #1 Vampire/Fantasy)

Hope you also enjoy ALIEN INVASION: A LOVE STORY-the tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over Hollywood. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is pretty irresistible, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend! Highest rating #4 in SciFi.

I'm proud to be a member of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

To date I've never been abducted by sexy aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. :D

Linky type things:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/DebbieGoelz
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DebbieGoelz
Instagram: @debra_goelz

Now tell me about you!
  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014

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