Hello Wattpadders and welcome to my profile!!!

I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for ten years as a financial executive. The last position I held was as the Vice President of Finance for the Jim Henson Company. My performing career began and ended when I puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun, and wacky worlds on Wattpad. I invite you to come on in, put up your feet, grab a glass of Tang or a seaweed smoothie, and read about mermaids, aliens, princesses, vampires, werewolves, minor Greek gods, and the occasional accountant.

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a story of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale and contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and some epic kissing! (Highest rankings: #1 in Vampire; #1 Vampire/Fantasy)

Hope you enjoy reading my new novel ALIEN INVASION: A LOVE STORY. It chronicles the tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over earth. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is pretty irresistible, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend!

I'm proud to be an Ambassador and part of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

I'm grateful to all my readers and to the amazing people at Wattpad HQ for all their support!

To date I've never been abducted by aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. :D

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Instagram: @brittanie_charmintine
  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014

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Hello Earthlings and Aliens!Chapter 13 of Alien Invasion: A Love Story is ready to be read! In this chapter Andie discovers her mother is dating a pet food entrepreneur who grows cruelty-free vegeta...
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Stories by Britt
Alien Invasion: A Love Story by BrittanieCharmintine
Alien Invasion: A Love Story #146 in ChickLit
"Sometimes your boyfriend turns out to be a hot alien who wants to abduct your best friend. But who cares? He's HOT!" -- Bad Andie* Twenty-six year old Andie Bank is dragged into an intergalactic celebr...
Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them (Winner Watty Award 2014) by BrittanieCharmintine
Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them (Winner Watty Award 2014) #6 in Vampire
"Everyone knows mermaid blood is like vampire crack ..." Right before her senior year, mermaid Waverly Marie Fishwater's parents inform her they're moving to the Bay Area in Northern California. She's to...
My Love God Went to Hawaii and All I Got Was This Lousy Papaya - #OnceUponNow by BrittanieCharmintine
My Love God Went to Hawaii and All I Got Was This Lousy Papaya - #Onc... Fantasy
I'm so excited to announce that Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, will publish this story in an anthology called Once Upon Now, hitting stores and on line retailers on October 11th! A Prequel to &quo...
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