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Time for breakfast

Will you get up already it's time for my breakfast.

Common human dad I want to eat.

As I try to rub my fur all over and lay on his face, he really doesn't budge.

I just want breakfast please meow.

Maybe if I could roar like a lion even Though I'm just a cat he might wake up.

I know I'll scratch on his bed that aught to wake him up.

Scratch scratch common it's like 11:00 I need food water attention.

I'll try one more time then I'm going to do it myself.

MEOW!!!

Ok fine I'm doing it myself.

Just got to find away to get up on the counter.

Hmm...

I will jump on the count of 3

1, 2, 3, jump.

Oh man that was tough let's see where I can try to get up their.

Maybe put my claws on the cabinet and swing like Spider-Man.

Ouch my nail.

Then I guess I will just jump up on the coffee table first.

Jump oops I knocked the pot over  good thing their was nothing in it.

Walking, walking oops just nocked a few bowls and a dish rag on the floor. It's ok he won't mind.

Ok now I got to take my paw and move this glass jar and then I will have my bag of food.

Yay my bag of food.

Now how do I open it?

I always see my dad open it from the top that looks difficult.

Maybe I could do this from the bottom yea that sounds good

Let's see how to do this.

I know scratch the bottom.

Yea scratch scratch yay I've finally got food.

Yum yum. Now time to go lay on the couch for a nice long nap.

Yes that sounds delightful.

Wait first I have to go to my litter box.

Perfect!

Privacy please.

Nice now time to lay on the couch for a nice Long snooze.

Ahh zzzzz.

20 minutes pass I hear knocking at the window.

Oh it's birds at the bird feeder. I start to hit at the window to try to catch them.

But I realize that I can't touch them so I kinda like shew them away with my paw.

Then I go back and get comfy on the couch for another snooze.

And thought I saw a mice right before I closed my eyes so I got down and started to look around.

Checking everything out making sure nothing is going to come in my house.

I think it was all in my head I saw nothing.

So I finally hop back on the couch I realize I'm thirsty but don't bother getting up the food was hard enough to get.

Just going to take my nap and hope my owner gets up soon.