A/N: ofc when I posted that comment it worked 🙄
Wednesday☠️: Here as Enid has requested.
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✨Enid✨: thx ly 🥰
Xavier👹: That is an old ass car
Wednesday☠️: The old ass car is not where your gonna see it, if that's what you're going to ask.
Xavier👹: damn it
Tyler👺: your house is cold
Wednesday☠️: If you're cold in here, then go turn off the AC.
Tyler👺: Where is Lurch?
Wednesday☠️: Out with Pugsley and my father.
Tyler👺: 😤
Wednesday☠️: If your going to be mad, then go sit on the couch. I'm not gonna tolerate you like this today.
Bianca🧜: u tell him Wednesday
✨Enid✨: as he should
Xavier👹: wait he's with you?
Wednesday☠️: I'm sorry, are you here?
Xavier👹: not yet
Wednesday☠️: Then I see no issue with him being here.
Tyler👺: You literally just kicked me off the bed.
Don't glare at me
Wednesday☠️: I can if I want to Tyler.
Tyler👺: your eyes are going to get stuck in that position if you glare at me or Pugsley one more time today and it's 10:12 am.
Wednesday☠️: Well, then I hope they do.
Tyler👺: 🤦🏻♂️
Eugene🐝: WEDNESDAY YOUR HOUSE! ITS SO BIG!
Wednesday☠️: It's an old mansion. My family has had it for centuries.
Ajax🤡: wait your rich?
Wednesday☠️: you know, for somebody who is a gorgon and quite literally have snakes for hair, you really are blind.
Tyler👺: well, what can you say, he really is blinding. Get it. Lol. Cuz he can stone people.
Ajax🤡: well now I'm even more excited to come IM STAYING IN A MASION FOR A WEEK!
✨Enid✨: 🥳🎉
Wednesday☠️: I thought you knew that.
Ajax🤡: well I do now
Bianca🧜: wait what exactly are we going to do while we're there for a week?
Eugene🐝: ohh we could like go to the beach
Wednesday☠️: No. I don't do the beach.
✨Enid✨: Don't worry Wednesday we'll drag you there
Wednesday☠️: No
Tyler👺: Yes
Wednesday☠️: I'm going to kick you out.
Tyler👺: No you won't. Ur parents need me.
Wednesday☠️: For what?
Tyler👺:.......a...thing?
Wednesday☠️: You know what, I'm not even going to ask.
Tyler👺: yeah that's a good idea
✨Enid✨:.....um anyway moving on.
Xavier👹: if u could meet any historical figure, either living or deceased (why couldn't they just say dead 🙄), who would you choose and why?
✨Enid✨: TAYLOR SWIFT! Wait does she count?
Wednesday☠️: he said historical, Enid.
✨Enid✨: SHE IS MAKING HISTORY RIGHT NOW!
Wednesday☠️: Enid stop screaming. I can hear you from New Jersey.
Ajax🤡: Ronald Reagan
Bianca🧜: tf Ajax?
Ajax🤡: idk he was the first person who came to my mind
Tyler👺: Hitler
Xavier👹: Ah yes we love a good old mass genocide
Wednesday☠️: wtf?
Bianca🧜: it's giving Joseph Crackstone
Wednesday☠️: No. I have terrible trauma form that damn pilgrim. And NOT in a good way.
Tyler👺: and that's saying a lot coming from Wednesday.
Wednesday☠️: Marie Antoinette or Anne Boleyn
Tyler👺: some things never change. I was kidding about Hitler I would actually want to meet Goody
Wednesday☠️: My Ancestor?
Tyler👺: it would be the very same Addams who killed Crackstone
Bianca🧜: 🤦♀️
✨Enid✨: um......which one?
Tyler👺: Bro I literally said Goody. THAT MEANS I MEANT THE ANCESTOR NOT WENS!
Wednesday☠️: Tyler, we need to go. He just threw his phone.
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