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Mikey.exe

So I was playing Rottmnt on my ipad when suddenly

"FILBERT COME DOWNSTAIRS!!!!!!!!"

I did and my mom was dead. Wait a minute I live alone

I really needed to shit. I sat on the toilet and it was warm. Wait a minute I live alone

I sneezed and someone said "Bless you" but then I realized I live alone.

And I turned around and saw something........

"Boo"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I screams as Michelangelo Hamato looked at me ready to murder me

And then he got an AK-47 and shot me

Moral: If you morn in 2023 ur asking to die early