Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras

evil guys ( + chip, illumina, cosmo & chaos)

(NOTE: According to some sources, The End is a visual representation of what death is to the one looking at it. Which means, it has no gender (or true form, but that's neither here nor there). I'll be using any pronouns for it, and you guys can imagine it as anything you'd like!)

Chip: How has life been treating you lately?
Black Doom: Horribly.

The End: HYDRATE, YOU LOUSY CREATURES.
The End: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Mephiles: Uh... what's up with them?
Dark Gaia: It's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
The End: I WILL SAVE YOU ALL FOR LAST!
Void, crying: It's working.

The End: NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE.
Dark Gaia: Love is free.
Erazor Djinn: Knowledge is free.
Cosmo: Friendship is free.
Illumina: Self-respect is free.
Mephiles: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
Chip: Mephiles, that's illegal-
The End: NO, NO. LET IT FINISH.

Cosmo: Why don't we have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Black Doom: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Black Doom: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

Chip: Hey Dark! Can I get some ice cream?
Dark Gaia: Only a spoonful, brother.
Chip: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

The End: YOU'RE GIVING ME... WHAT IS THIS?
Illumina: It's a sticker! But it's not just any sticker... That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
The End: I AM NOT A CHILD.
Illumina: Fine, I'll take it back-
The End: I EARNED IT. DO NOT TOUCH IT.

Dark Gaia: What is wrong with you??
The End: WHAT? AM I NOT TO BE GREETED "GOOD MORNING"?
Dark Gaia: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Dark Gaia: Chaos, do you know the name of the man that lives down the hall?
Chaos: His Chao's names are Walter and Rose.
Dark Gaia: That's not what I asked.
Chaos: That is all the information I have.

Mephiles: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.
Void: I think you're lowballing the furry art amount tbh.
Mephiles: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.
Void: No matter how I respond I don't look well, well played. I walked into that.
Dark Gaia: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Mephiles: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?
Dark Oak: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Mephiles: You will die in 7 days.
Ifrit: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "Sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Ifrit: Besides I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Dark Oak: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.
Black Doom: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.