𝐗𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 | Aᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ Bʏ Tʜᴇ Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs

GOD?!

"THERE'S A GOD COMING OVER?!" I yelled.

"Yes, two actually." Old man replied. Right on time, both gods came from assfuck nowhere.

"CAPTAINNNNNNN! HOW ARE YOU?" No wonder his texts were fucked up. I messaged my ears as the blonde yelled.

"IS THIS THE CHILD?!"

"Yes that's 'the child'."

Old man just watched as I was picked up like I was a toddler.

"ITS SMALL LIKE A LITTLE RABBIT!"

The other god seemed embarrassed as old man laughed.

"Put the child down brother!"

"RIGHT."

Well that was weird. I brushed myself off as the god kept looking at me.

"I just got called a little rabbit. I feel attacked."

"HOW CAN MY WORDS HARM YOUNG ONE?"

I sighed and laughed along with old man as the the god stood there confused. I left his questions for his brother, Greasy, to answer.

"I'm getting a beer." Greasy declared. He left for the kitchen straight after. Mood.

"I want one!"

I called out as well. I followed Greasy proudly until Old man gripped my shoulder and stopped me.

"Not just yet kiddo. Wait 20 years and maybe I'll allow it."

Such a buzzkill.

I jokingly rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. The bigger god just started laughing.

"DO IT AGAIN!" He laughed obnoxiously. I gave him a questioning look but still did it again. He seemed amused, so for the rest of the day he followed me around and watched my every move.

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"Hey spider boy."

I said as I sat next to Peter. He said hi, but then gave a questioning look to the guy behind me.

"You know there's a god behind you right?"

"Yeah. Oh look! Watch this!"

I crossed my arms and he started laughing again.

"It's like a mad little rabbit!"

Peter laughed a little at his reaction. I guess it was kind of funny. Tony Stark, the millionaire, walked past and looked at us weird.

"Oh! Mr. Stark! Look at this!"

Peter nudged my arm for me to do it again. I did so and the god laughed even harder.

"I'm not even gonna ask."

Tony rolled his eyes and walked away. Loser. Peter and I just kept talking as the obnoxious laughter continued behind us.

A/n: I guess I'll cut it off here? I don't have any more ideas for this. In some world this chapter is funny. It's such a bad chapter now that I'm re reading it lol😭🙏BARE WITH ME ALR😭☠️