"Have you seen this woman anywhere?"
"Jiraya, that photo is so outdated. Ain't nobody finna recognise her-"
"Oh yeah. I have."
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I swung my head around in shock. "You have?"
He responded with a nod.
"Mhm. She's headed to Tonzaku Town."
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"Heyy, Tsunade-Hime-"
I rounded the corner to see a face off between two of the Sannin and their queer assistants.
"This mayyyy be a bad time..." Kabuto said, deflecting senbon needles.
"My fault, boo. I'll come back later-"
Orochimaru snapped his head in my direction, a crazed look in his eyes. "Don't move!"
I am baffled. Cornswabbled, even.
I know damn well this walking lawsuit ain't telling me anything-
"If.. you'd just wait there.. please... I have... business at the moment." Kabuto said while panting and dodging attacks.
"O-oh."
I'm sat.
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She sat in her Perfect Cube,
Lmao SDS reference
Watching this whole ordeal pan out.
"Now how in the fresh hell you supposed to be a doctor and have hemophobia-"
"Y/n."
She turned her head towards Kabuto, tilting it to the side.
"We'll come back for you, hellspawn."
"At this point, I'll consider that a slur."
They flickered away, leaving Y/n sticking her tongue out at them.
Oh yeah, and Tsunade and Shizune were there too.
"Now, who are you?" Shizune questioned, quirkiness an eyebrow at her.
"I'm... hold on, what's my name again?" She tapped her chin.
"Oh yeah!" She gasped, looking back at the two women again.
"Y/n. Yup. Pretty sure that's my name."
"Well, you're coming with us."
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"So~! Why the hell are we at a pub? And why are my hands tied?" She asked, simply grinning.
"After today, I need a drink."
Tonton snored away from inside her oversized hoodie.
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drinkin' problem ➥ naruto
Fanfiction❝i'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la❞ [🥃] everybody needs a little spice in their life, and who better to bring it than her? y/n has been drinking for a long time. will she meet people that'll help her break this bad habit?
