The Unga Bunga Gang

Chapter 2: New Faces

"It's you man. I didn't think I'll see you for a while." Unga said while opening the door.

"Hey Ungis Bungis." E-monkey said.

"Don't ever Fucking say that again." Unga said in a disappointed tone. "I see you brought Roger here."

"Yeah he's our new pilot." G-monkey said.

"New? What happened to the old one?" Unga asked.

"Sam died while on a mission with me." G-monkey said.

"I'm sorry." Unga replied.

"It's ok you didn't know." G-monkey said.

"Fuck you Kolon I had a fucken ray guy but your dumbass brain doesn't revive me!!" Dylan would say.

"What the hell is going on in there?" E-monkey asked.

"Oh it's just Kolon and Dylan playing BO1 zombies." Unga answered.

"I like BO1 zombies too." Roger said.

"That's because you're a discord moderator Roger." E-monkey said.

"Fuck you." Roger replied.

"Hold it boys. I don't want too much fighting in the first day that you're here." Unga said. "Dylan!"

"What?"

"Can you turn on some Nirvana?"

"Weezer?"

"No, Nirvana!"

"What song?"

"I don't Fucking care."

"In bloom it is."

They would all walk into the house while in bloom plays.

"Hey guys my name is Kolon." Kolon introduced himself. "I am a technological genius."

"Fuck off them Kolon!" Dylan would yell.

"That's my brother." Kolon said.

"Your brother seems like a dick" E-monkey would say.

"He has just had a bad day learning about Fishcisco getting away."

"Reasonable." Said G-monkey.

5 minutes later

"So I have an Idea. We hang out hear for about 2 months so I can figure out where Fishcisco is."

"What's with these homies dissing my girl?"

"Fuck!" Unga would yell.

"First time getting Weezerd?" Roger asked.

"No, 2,564 times exactly." Unga replied.

"Also G-monkey did you take your schizophrenia pills August 6th."

"I don't know." G-monkey would say.

"Well it's not 553 bc. It's 1739 Ad." Unga said to G-monkey.

"Oh."

"Well get comfortable here because you're going to be here awhile." Unga said to the group. "Dylan. I need you to locate all the fishy outposts so I can do a recon scan to find out where Fishcisco is.

"On it." Dylan said.

2 months later

"Everyone at the meeting table!" Unga shouted. "I found out where Fishcisco is. He's at fishy outpost 7 in Oakland, CA." "Roger do you have anybody from the banana council that can help?" Unga asked.

"Yes, his name is Donkey Donk. He's my son." Roger replied.

"Where is he?" Unga asked.

"No clue." Roger said