An engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a
sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR Ksh 200 - IF
NOT
CURED GET BACK Ksh 1000. A lawyer thinks
*suspicious*
this' a great opportunity to earn Ksh 1000 and
goes to the
clinic...
Lawyer: "I've lost my sense of taste".
Engineer: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3
drops in patient's mouth".
Lawyer: "Ugh. This' kerosene".
Engineer: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give
me Ksh 200 ".
The annoyed lawyer; goes back after a few days
to recover
his money...
Lawyer: "I've lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything".
Engineer: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3
drops in his mouth".
Lawyer (annoyed): "This' kerosene. You gave this
to me last
time for restoring my taste".
Engineer: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give me
Ksh 200 ".
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a week
later determined to get back Ksh 1000.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak".
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so take
this Ksh 1000"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is Ksh 200,
not Ksh
1000".
Engineer: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me Ksh
200.
