Q: Who has the right
of way when four
cars approach a
four-way stop at the
same time?
A: The pick-up truck
with the gun rack
and the bumper
sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill
people. I do."
Q: When driving
through fog, what
should you use?
A: Your steering
wheel.
Q: What is the
difference between a
flashing red traffic
light and a flashing
yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal
with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy
psychedelics.
