CAT FACTS ━━ scaramouche ( ✓ )

cat facts ; part two. ━

CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse
— PLEASE read the note at the end
of this chapter! —

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[NAME]
kuni? whos that?

SCARAMOUCHE
my sister.

[NAME]
oh, hi kunis sister!

RAIDEN SHOGUN
hello.

SCARAMOUCHE
well? explain.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
right. so um—

RAIDEN SHOGUN
i am the person who has been
sending you death threats,
[name]. and im so so—

[NAME]
wait what?

[NAME]
have we even met before?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
no but—

[NAME]
why would you send death
threats to someone youve
never seen in person?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
thats the thing i would like
to explain..!

SCARAMOUCHE
what? explain how youve been
the one telling kazuha about
our plans? giving him plans?

SCARAMOUCHE
what really is there to explain?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
i understand your reasoning,
but i really need to tell you
guys something.

SCARAMOUCHE
what more is there to fucking
say? he plans on killing me?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
no! nothing of.. that sort. though,
he already knows you guys are
planning to go to mondstadt—

[NAME]
are you serious?

SCARAMOUCHE
thats fucking great! just what i needed.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
..please let me continue.

SCARAMOUCHE
no. fuck you and your
explanation.

[NAME]
kuni, you should let her continue.
i mean.. if shes telling us this,
doesnt that mean shes kinda on
our side now?

SCARAMOUCHE
that has absolutely no sense to
it, but fine. continue.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
um.. as i was saying. he knows
that you guys are going to
mondstadt.. and if you guys plan
on going anywhere else.. he'll
somehow know that as well.