CAT FACTS ━━ scaramouche ( ✓ )

cat facts ; part one. ━

CAT FACTS
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[NAME]
kuni? whos that?

SCARAMOUCHE
my sister.

[NAME]
oh, hi kunis sister!

RAIDEN SHOGUN
hello.

SCARAMOUCHE
well? explain.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
right. so um—

RAIDEN SHOGUN
i am the person who has been
sending you death threats,
[name]. and im so so—

[NAME]
wait what?

[NAME]
have we even met before?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
no but—

[NAME]
why would you send death
threats to someone youve
never seen in person?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
thats the thing i would like
to explain..!

SCARAMOUCHE
what? explain how youve been
the one telling kazuha about
our plans? giving him plans?

SCARAMOUCHE
what really is there to explain?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
i understand your reasoning,
but i really need to tell you
guys something.

SCARAMOUCHE
well? what is it?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
he already knows you guys are
going to mondstadt—

[NAME]
are you serious?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
..please let me continue.

SCARAMOUCHE
go on then.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
um.. as i was saying. he knows
that you guys are going to
mondstadt.. and if you guys plan
on going anywhere else.. he'll
somehow know that as well.

SCARAMOUCHE
what? how?

RAIDEN SHOGUN
hes determined to ruin your
life or something. im not too
sure myself how he somehow
knows everything, but he does.

RAIDEN SHOGUN
i think he has a bunch of people
following his orders. im not sure
though. thats just a theory.

SCARAMOUCHE
you do know that you dont
sound convincing, right?