leo x Mutant Reader

Smart Lair

Donnie:[shrieks]
Hana, Leo, and Mikey: We are mummies give us your soul.
Donnie:[flatly] Help me, Lou Jitsu.
All look at Raph
Raph: Oh, yeah, who's your daddy, mummies?
Three: Oh, no.
Raph tackles them down
[oh, no.]
Donnie: [Sighs]Man, I never get to be a mummy.
Mikey: Fine, be a mummy, if you can beat Tarzan the mummy king!
Hana: Yeah, we all did, that's why we get to be one.
Splinter: Where do you think you five are going?
Mikey: A rooftop showing off the rare "Lou jitsu meets the Mummy Ninjas"
[all groan theatrically].
Splinter: Well, let me know how it is after you see it some other time, because tonight, you all stay in and clean!
Donnie: No! The classic pause followed by a rug pull of our plans. I hate those!
Hana: Oh come on
Leo: Come on, pops. We cleaned last year.
Raph: Yeah. Plus, it ain't even dirty
Hana: I'm sorry did you guys say last year? I'm rearranging my room every day.
[flies buzzing] [Slime sloshes]
Hana almost gagged in the Kitchen
Hana: Maybe Master is right. Man, you boys are disgusting.
Splinter: Thank you, Hana
Leo: [chuckles ] Uh, we should find the turtles who did that and get them to clean up.
Hana nudges Leo
Leo: ow
Mikey: Now we're gonna miss the movie! Mikey was crying
Donnie: Not necessarily. I may have a...
Leo: Please don't say "fix," bro.
Donnie: A fix, bro.
Leo: Ugh! We'll be here all night fixing your fix.
Hana: Man this is going to be a
disaster.
Donnie: Scoff! Prepare to--
Raph&Hana: Uh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
Hana: And don't say"eatery the words"
Donnie: Eat the words!
Raph: You always say that but we never do.
Hana: Donnie, as much as I love your excitement, your inventions that are made to help, never do; in fact, it does the opposite.
Leo grabbed Donnie's things
Donnie: [grunts] Not amusing Leo.
Donnie is trying to get it back.
Leo: Relax, bud. I'm just saving you from another epic fail. It's all good.
Donnie: Despite your juvenile antics, and complete lack of faith, I give you all Shelldon!
Shelldon: Good morrow, kind sirs
Leo: Uh-oh.
Donnie: Shelldon is our automated smart lair.
Donnie claps
[tools whirring]
Here to make our lives comfy, cozy, and completely free of menial chores.
Applause. And applause, and waiting for your applause.
All claps:
Mikey: Gnarly!
Raph: Great job, bro.
Hana: I'm impressed
Splinter: Okay. But what can he do for me?
Sheldon: With my help, snacks are only a split second away.
Sheldon moves the splinter chair.
Splinter: Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no!
[Shouting]
Splinter went flying
Whoo-hoo! I never have to use my legs again. Good job, purple.
Mikey to Hana: When does he ever use his legs?
Hana laughs a little
Hana: Mikey that's not funny.
Sheldon: Allow me to tidy up, gentlemen. And if you like, I could play that Lou Jitsu movie for you now.
[dramatic music playing].
Raph: Whoa
Leo: Oh, yeah. Dude
Mikey: What?
Raph: Shelldon is crushing it, Donnie.
All are eating the snacks
Donnie: What, Raphael? I can not hear you over you eateth-ing thy words. Zing!
Note: Don't you guys think it's cute when Donnie says Zing? I do and I love when he shows his emotions.
Sheldon: Good one, sir.
[going clangs ]
All are in the Arcade
[laughs]
Donnie&Mikey are playing a game
Mikey: Oh, yeah!
Raph&Leo are getting a massage
Raph: [Voice vibrating] Ah...
Hana is waiting for someone to lose so she can play next.
Raph: How 'bout some music, shell, baby?
[gadget bloop electronic music plays]
Raph: Ugh! You got anything less ear-bleeding? This is awful!
Hana: It is kind of hurting my ears
Sheldon: Correction: this is Master Donnie's number one playlist.
Donnie: My fave songs to which I may jammy-jam.
Hana: Wait, I'm sorry, master Donnie.
Donnie: Yes, since I created it, I shall be its master.
Hana: So if I were to create something, I would call myself Master.
Donnie: Yeah, I mean, you will be on top of them.
Hana: I'll keep that in mind.
Leo: Great massage, bro. You know this is your first non-boneheaded invention.
Shelldon: [gasps] How dare you insult one as selfless and as pure as Master Donatello?
Donnie: What did he say?
Leo: Coollax I'm dazzling him, bud.
Mikey: Are we talking or "Crazt Copter-ing" I'm laying a hurt on you here, bro!
Donnie: No, no-no-no-no-no. I will not be defeated.
[grunts, shouts]
Mikey gets Flug off his chair
Donnie: Ha-ha
Mikey: What was that? Did Sheldon make my game glitch?
Hana: Yeah that didn't seem fair.
Shelldon: I would never.
Donnie: He would never! Oh, look. I won the game. A victory message, please, Shelldon.
Donnie gets in front of Leo and Raph.
[gadgets bloop ]
Leo: Hey.
Raph:Where'd my relaxation go?
Donnie: Oh, yeah, tennis ball massages are the best. Oh, yeah!
Hana: I could do better.
Leo: Hey. Did you program him to be your best bud or something?
Donnie: I would never!
Shelldon: He would never.
Donnie: Please. Nothing is more important to me than the happiness and comfort of my brothers and best friend.
Donnie tilts a little bit letting the ball hit Leo and Raph
Leo: Oh [Shouts]
Raph: [laughs] [shouts].
Splinter: [Slurps, spits][Grous] My hot soup is only luke-hot-AKA cold.
Shelldon: Humble apologies. Perhaps this new upgrade I installed may help.
Splinter: Flying microwave? What's next talking waffle irons? Hot soup!
[All groaning]
[Sniffs]
Hmm.
[together] Pizza!
Mikey tries to grab a slice when he is hit with a blast
Mikey: Yow! Do the vacuums have lasers?
Sheldon: Those are Master Donatello's slices
Hana: Okay this has gone too far. Even for Donnie.
Sheldon: His name is Master Donatello.
Hana: Well, we call him Donnie, is that so much of a problem for you, Shelldon?
Mikey: Oh it's going down.
Sheldon: You should give him and me respect.
Hana: I do already, but you plus Donnis have taken things way too far.
Sheldon: Oh are you sure about that?
Hana: Yeah I'm sure.
Sheldon: I'm surprised that you're taking things too far. What about you and your little dreams and Drawings that you have?
Raph: What
Hana: What are you talking about?
Sheldon:You know exactly what I'm talking about, the different drawings you have of Leo in different outfits. Also, I think it was page 10 where you talk about your future with Master Donatello's brother, if I'm not mistaken, it talks about how you want Leo to. Sheldon was stopped by Hana's scythe Blade.