leo x Mutant Reader

How To Make Enemis And Bend People To Your Will

[Ominous music]
Big foot: In honor of your obedient service to the forces of evil...
Small foot: we bestow upon you the noblest and dignified mark of...the foot clan.
[Grunts]
woman: Yes
Cahsttring it hurts so good.
Both:[excited groans]
Baron: Pure insanity.
Woman foot: Yes. I can't believe they promoted Jocelyn over me. I know her parents are big donors, but come on.
Baron: Why must I wait for my time watching your ridiculous ceremony? I was promised the Dark Armor.
Small: And the Aomor you shall have, once we have retrieved it all.
Big foot: And once you've become a full member of the foot clan.
Small Foot: Yes, the legends state that only those who have proven their loyalty can wield the Armor's power.
Baron: Then make me a member, immediately, and I will restore the yokai's dominance over humans.
Hugin: Oh, sorry boss, there's a rising-through-the-ranks process, and right now you're at... [humming] Rank Ø
Muginn: That's the worst..
Baron: Why are my gargoyles telling me my ranks?
Hugin: Because we got promoted from toenail to Tenderfoot. We're ranked two now.
Muginn: Hey, show me what I look like with a foot on my face. Oh, I look sweet.
Baron: They outrank me? Unacceptable.
He hit the ground, destroying it.
Small Foot: I know you think the irrational outbursts will get you on our good side, but there is still a process.
Baron: Fine. What do I do to reach rank two?
Place Coffee Lé Gume
Baron: What is this place? Are we here to lay waste to these pathetic humans?
Woman Foot: No we're here to get coffee for the entries Foot clan. And a vegan coconut scone for the boss.
Baron: Draxum is no errand boy.
Woman Foot: To become a full member of the Foot, one must show commitment and patience. I have been in trading since I was seven!
Baron: Madness. Baron Draxum takes what he needs now.
Note: Hana was training before; she has been training for 3 years since she was surviving alone.
Baron creates a coffee monster
All: screaming.
[dramatic music]
The monster gets the coffee.
Woman Foot: [gasps] I have been doing this all wrong.
Baron: Indeed. Waiting is for fools.
Place Foot Shack
Baron: I have completed your menial task. Now when do I get the Dark Armor?
Small Foot: Ooh, I'm glad you asked. We've got a retrieval mission tonight.
And thanks to your excellent performance, other than. These scones, which are a little stale,
Big Foot: We're putting you on strike Squad Special Force Delta.
Woman Foot: [gasps] I was born for Strike Squad Special Force Delta. I shall cleave out foes in twain.
Small Foot: Okay, okay, love the enthusiasm, but actually, your assignment is...
Woman Foot: Lookout support duty?
We're the lookouts for the lookouts?
Baron: This is beneath us both.
Woman Foot: You know, I was accepted to every Clan I applied to.
Baron: With my powers, I should be in charge of this clan. Surely there must be some way to take control from them.
Woman Foot: Hah! unlikely. According to our laws, one can only take control of the foot clan by succeeding where the leaders have failed. And my senseis do not fail.
Baron; we shall see.
[dramatic musical flourish]
Small Foot: Our research says the armor piece is hidden in one of these statues.
Big Foot: I guess Draxum might get his wish soon, if he can prove his worth.
[laughter]
The small foot pulls out a scanning device
[grunts]
[ominous music]
Baron: What's going on there?
He pulls out his binoculars
So does the woman's Foot.
They see the turtles & Hana.
Woman: Hai. I will alert the lookouts caw! Caw!
Baron: Stop that. We want to improve our rank, we must handle this ourselves.
[upbeat music]
All: Smell it smell it smell it smell it smell it smell it, smell it.
Baron: What are they doing?
Woman Foot: No doubt a cunning plan to disrupt our mission to get the dark Armor.
Donnie: What do you say, Raph? Do you have the guts to sniff the stinkiest plant on earth, the corpse flower?
Hana: I don't know what they would name it that.
Leo: Some say it smells like a mummy wrapped in a zombie dipped in long-forgotten milk.
Ralph: I'm gonna sniffle it. Like a boss! [sniffs heartily]
Hana: Why did I come here in the first place?
Mikey: Because you love us and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to us.
Hana: You're right about one part.
Hana chuckles
[vomit splatters]
Hana: Oh God I should have stayed home.
Mikey: All right, he worfed. Me next, me next, me next.
Woman Foot: This must be a trap. But if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's that we get nothing from waiting.  Foot clan! Vermin, prepare to taste my wrath.
She rushed up to them.
But they all move over and she ends up cutting up the plant.
Woman Foot: This was a trap.
Leo:[chuckles] No, that was all you.
Mikey: Wow, she went all in on the stink. Nice work frenemy.
Hana: Man you barely ruined my outfit.