Repo Mantis

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Warning this episode will contain some triggers to some of you guys it's only going to be a little part so you can just skip it and continue to read the rest when it's back to normal

Donnie: Man, junkyards are gold mines
Hana: To maybe but for me I'd like to be home relaxing Mind[cuddling with her Teddy Bear of Leo that she made]

One thing you guys need to know about Hana/You is that you learned how to make Plushies when growing up with her parents and so she has plushies of each of the turtles but they don't know that and from the time she likes to sleep with them so she's not alone at night look she maybe 15 but she can still act like a child

Donnie: Who needs real pineapples when you have one of these babies?
Continue to look for more junk
Mikey: Donnie! Donnie, I think we should--
Donnie: Ah fuzzy nerd dice
Mikey:Donnie
The car almost crushed Donnie and Mikey
Hana: Are you guys ok asking while flying down
Donnie: Mikey, next time, I would appreciate a heads-up.
Mikey: Okay. Heads up!
Is that
Donnie:[It is]
Hana: What is
Mikey: The Jupiter Moon Buggy!
Donnie: Featured in not one, not two but 60 sequels of Jupiter Jim's last trip to the moon." Ah
Hana: What's so good about it I mean yeah it was cool in the movies but this is real life it means nothing I mean it's in the junkyard for a reason
Mikey: How could you say that? How could anybody let that historical gem slip through their fingers?
Donnie: I don't know Michael, but we have got to have it.
Hana: No we do not we already have so much at home
Mikey: [does the puppy dog eyes] Please Hana
Hana: Fine I hate when you do that
But it's just so cute let's go get it
[Stealty music]
Mikey: How are we gonna get the car?
We can't go and talk to one of those human people
Hana: Why don't you guys talk to April all the time [ jokingly say]
Donnie: April is different she loves us and just the way we are
Hana: I mean fair point.
Mikey: Your human Hana why don't you go talk to them
Hana: No I'm not doing that because you want the car not me
[Loud crash]
Repo: Who the heck are you
Donnie: Oh no, a mutant!
Wait, we're mutants too, it's okay.
Hana: [laughs at Donnie]
Mikey: dude, you better hide.
There's a human guy around here.
Repo: Easy, Easy. This is Repo Mantis salvage. The guy is me.
Mikey: This is your lot?
Repo: If you guys are so scared of humans why is she here points at Hana
Hana: Oh hi yeah I'm not fully a human as you can see I have wings and a tail just putting that out there
Repo: I see [Looks her up and down] smiles a little
Mikey:You have to sell us that moon buggy! Please.
Donnie grabs Mikey
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cool your scramjets, buddy.
This is a negotiation we've got to play it smooth.
Repo: So you come here often
Hana: Typically no I'm only when I'm with them that I always seem to get dragged out with them and go through all this to get some car
Repo: So you're saying that there is your brother
Hana: Oh no not my brother just friends I live with since I have no one else
Repo: [goes behind and put his hand on her stomach close to her chest ] Well if things don't work out you can always live with me and you never know maybe we can start something between us I don't know maybe something that will be just the two of us leaving you calling me some name that will make me feel good
Hana: moans a little from where he's touching her but is very uncomfortable with what he's doing
Repo: Yeah that's a good girl
[ Bold percussive music ]
Donnie: So how much you gonna pay us to take this pile of parts off your hands, amigo?
Repo: Scram. I got a lot of fenders to count.
Donnie: I see you drive a hard bargain, sir. Well perhaps I can interest you in a little coins I've got big silvers, small silvers, and I can make it rain copper, Daddy.
Hana: [Quietly says ]Donnie, that's not going to work.
Repo: Hey, you ain't got nearly enough, but say, I could use a couple of tough minutiae like you.
[And one good-looking girl]
Ever do any repo work
Miller: Of course no what's repo work
Repo: it's when you take stuff back from deadbeats who didn't pay for it do a job for me today, and I'll let you have that moon buggy thing.
Hana was willing to pay to but after that whole thing she wanted to save her money for better things
Mikey: We're in
Donnie: And.. Sidebar
Look Mikey repo men have to be mean, and I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a softie
Hana: Donnie's right so if you want you're going to have to be tough
Mikey: That really hurts my feelings! Oh. You have a point. But I can do this. Hard as nails.Grr
Hana: Aww you are so cute, Mikey
Mikey: We're in what's the skinny, Chico?
Repo: I need you to get an RV from a really shady mutant. Holes up in the woods on the wrong side of the tracks, in the darkest outskirts of the bad part of town.
Mikey, Donnie & Hana jump out of a moving car
All: Thanks for the ride
Donnie: I ran a profile on this guy. The lawless loner doesn't pay his bills and lives in this very spooky forest. He is a 98% match for the spine-Breaking Bandit!
Hana:Donnie you're scaring Mikey
All: Gets down in a bush
Mikey: I'm not scared of some no-good forest dweller! Let's see him
There's his RV
Hana: Where is he then
[Growling noises ]
Both: Ah
Hana: Why are you guys screaming you didn't even get to see what he looks like

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