leo x Mutant Reader

Nothing But Truffle

[car honks] [mischievous music]
Meats were cooking in the wild and Mikey, Todd, and Hana were watching him
Mikey: There he is, Todd--the brilliant chef and my personal hero, Rupert Swaggart
Hana:[mind] Why am I not your hero? I saved your life so many times, but all he did was try to kill us.
Todd: All I see is that scary Meat-sweats dude.
Hana:Don't worry that's all I see too
Mikey: Yeah, he's an evil mutant now, but back in the day, he was the master of spice
Todd: [laughs] Wow.
Hana: I can do better than him
Mikey: Is someone jealous
Hana:I am not
As soon as Hana said that her tail was wagging very fast to show that he was.
Todd: I guess being mutated can turn anybody nasty. No offense Hana.
Hana: It's fine. Oh, he was always a jerk,
Mikey: But what a chef. Some say he invented flavor.
Meats: Forest truffle pork chops. Mm, the delicious irony.
Hana: A pig eating pork chops, man, that is wrong on so many levels.
Mikey: Oh-me-gosh! He's making his signature dish. Todd, what did we say about not moving?
Todd: [grunts] [softly] Sorry, friend. I was trying to feel my neck again. Hana, you have to agree with me Mikey is pretty heavy.
Hana: Huh... Oh oh sorry that's something I can not agree on I have carried Raph before Mikey is light work
Mikey: I never could get my truffle pork chops to be tested as good as his. There must be a secret ingredient.
Meats: And now for my secret ingredient-- the shadow moon truffle.
[foreboding music]
Mikey: [gasps] He uses mystic ingredients?
Hana: That can't be good
Todd: Wait, what's a shadow moon truffle?
Hana: A super rare mystic truffle that only grows when Jupiter eclipses the full moon.
Mikey: Maybe we could just grab a slice.
Hana: I'm sorry, what now?
Mikey: Follow my thoughts, baby.
Hana: This will not go well
[exciting percussive music]
All is moving slowly and quietly toward the truffle.
Todd: Do you think I could ride on your shoulders for a while?
Hana: Yeah Mikey that's not fair
Mikey: I think we all know that I'm a natural periscope. Now, shlep me over to that truck. So I can watch my hero at work.
[humming] [pan sizzles]
They all move to Meat's trailer
[pan clinking]
Mikey: All I need is one slice of that truffle.
[Whimpers][yelps]
Todd falls and bulbs into the trailer making the truffle fly and Hawk catches it making Mikey fall into Hana.
Meats: My truffle! Two of those naughty turtles I see. You'll pay for this you tasty snoops!
Mikey: Don't blame us it was the woodchuck!
Hana: It's not his fault
Todd: Uh, I'm not a woodchu--
Meats: You turtles!
Hana: Stop comparing to them can't you see I'm two different animals
Meats: You've been a roah leg in my sorbet since the day I met you! But it's all right. I'll make up for it with a little taste of you.
[All scream]
Their running away from meat
[snorting softly] [sighs] [all scream]
Meats: Where are you going, lads? I was just about to unleash the flavor!
Meats went to attack mikey&Hana
But Todd went in the way
[in slow-motion]
Todd: My friend
Mikey&Hana: Todd no
Todd: Nothing like having my whole being sucked out...For a friend.
Meats: Yes I feel... I feel... Splendiferous. Hello, mates. What are you doing out here in the cold? Why don't you come inside I'll make you a nice cuppa.
[whimpers]
Hana: As part snow wolf it's not that cold.
Todd: I'll catch up with you guys later.
Mikey: Why are you being so nice? [gasps] That's right! You suckes Todd's superpower--niceness!
Hana: I villain being nice is kind of creeping me out
Meats: I just don't know what you mean, but I do know that I'd love to have you sample my forest ruffle pork chops. Now wait a minute, where's my truffle? I need to finish the dish. I've got company.
Mikey: Um, unfortunately, Todd knocked it in the air. There was a bird situation. What matters is that Todd lost it.
Hana: First it's not his fault. Second, I'm standing right here.
Meats: Do you know what this means?
Mikey: [squeaks] [whimpers]
We'll have to go and get a new one tonight, chum.
Mikey: We? Us? Tonight?
Meats: Has to be tonight. There's a shadow moon, don't you know? But first, palomino, have you ever had the funnel cake down by the boardwalk?
Mikey: No, I haven't.
Meats: Well, off we go, then. What about your friend face down there in the puddle?
Mikey flips him with a stick
Todd: Ow.
Mikey: He'll be fine Hana can watch him.
Hana: I can do what now
Both: Funnel cake!
They leave Hana&Todd.
Todd was crying to himself
Hana: Hey, it's okay, I don't mind waiting for you to get better.
Todd: You don't have to pretend you want to hang out with me
Hana: Who said I'm pretending
Hana puts the semi-lifeless on her lap
Hana: You want to know a secret
Todd: You're trusting me a secret of yours
Hana: Yeah, we are friends, right?
Todd smile.
Hana: Believe me or not, but I'm not actually anyone's first choice for anything besides the turtle. No one wants me to be with them or anything. For anything, I was always the last choice for everyone. No one wants to be my friend in school, and I don't know what it's like to have any other friends besides the turtles and my best friend, April. What I'm trying to tell you is that Mikey is a good person, well, to be friends with you, you just have to give him time.
Todd: I will
Hana: Now, once you get better, we are going to save Mikey because I know your niceness is not going to last on him for more than an hour.
Todd: You know your great friends to hang with.
Hana: Thanks
With Mikey&Meats. [happy music] [both laugh] [mandolin strums romantically]
Meats give Mikey a Big chain that says BFF
Mikey: Aww![necklace thunks] Yeah!
Meats: Say, Bree.
[shutter clicks]
Mikey: Man, hanging out with my hero is a dream come true! You taking what's-his-name's niceness is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Meats: [grunts] The shadow moon. Off to the swamps we go friends of friends.
Mikey: Yes! So, how do we spot the truffle?
Meats: It will release a beautiful cloud of shimmering spores into the night sky. But don't breathe them. They'll burn your nostrils and fuse your lungs to your heart. But the truffle is delicious.
Mikey: Oh, snap. There it is.[magical music]
Meats: The swamp poses many challenges, but nothing that I and my bestie can't conquer together. Yeah?
Mikey: Holla.
[sly music]
Mikey: I got this, buddy of mine.
Mikey makes himself a bridge
And Meats jump on him a few times
Mikey gave him a thumbs-up.
Meats: That shell of yours-- that'll get us through these vines, on ami.
Mikey: You got it, Bubba.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. There's so much me that she does not cover!
Meats: We'll get through this together.
Mikey: [Yelps, grants] Oh, no. You can handle mud. You're a pig.
Meats: Right, and since I'm a natural periscope, I shall navigate.
Meats get on top of Mikey and they go through the mud
There she is.
Mikey: The shadow moon truffle. It's
beautiful
Meats: It sure is. And you know what would make this day perfect? If my best mate would pluck it himself.
Mikey: [gasps] Best mate? Say it again. No. Say it when I get that truffle.
Meats:[snorts]
Mikey tries to get it but fails
Mikey: Whoa [screams]
Tree creaks
Mikey whimpered What was that? Tree:Angry tree.
Mikey: What are you--[squeaks]
Miley gets picked up by the tree
Meats: [evil chuckle]
Mikey: Chef Swaggart, what's happening?
Tree: Muat protect truffles
Mikey: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Meats: [cackles] Oh, I'm sorry, matey. There's one thing I forgot to mention. The truffle is protected by a mystical were-tree, you know, full moon and all, but thanks for being the distraction.
Mikey: [grunts] But I thought you were nice now.
Meats: Oh, that wore off hours ago. And by the way, you play a lousy mandolin.
Mikey: [stammers ]What? You said it sounded like a choir of angels dipped in honey.
Mears: Well, things look a little different once Todd's goggles come off, innit?
Mikey [yelps]
Meats: Now, I'll be taking that truffle. Wait, where is it?
Todd: Is this what you're looking for?
Mikey: Todd, how did you know I was in trouble?
Todd: Well Hana of course
Hana: You know it's come in handy to have the nose of a Snow Wolf
Meats: Paprika! [grunting]
Meats goes after Todd and Hana tries to help Mikey
Meats: Hold still, you gritty little thing!
Todd: You're no match for me.. [grunts]I'm a master of passive Fu... [yips]. It's where I take your energy...[grunts] And do nothing with it...[laughs]
Hana: Todd get his glove!
[grunting]
Todd gets his gloves
Mikey was able to use his Kusari fundo.
[grunts] [acreams]
Hana gets Mikey out
Meats get thrown into a tree.
Tree: I don't feel so good.
Todd: Great thinking, friend. Now we can-uh-oh.
Meats use the power of the tree.
Meats: Time for a little midnight snack.
Hana: You gotta be kidding me
Mikey: Todd, you're a woodchuck. Chuck him!
Todd: Okay you keep saying I'm a woodchuck. I'm a capybara!
Mikey: No, I'm pretty sure you're. Woodchuck.
Hana: Does it matter what he's his? Let's go.
Meats: You can continue this bickering in my gutty-wutties!
Todd: Rule number three of passive Fu-- the bigger they are, the faster you flee!
Todd picks Mikey up and Hana flies with them.
Mikey: Buddy, Todd, I'm really sorry I treated you so badly and ditched you guys for the Psychopathic lunatic!
Hana: I'm glad you learned your lesson, but it's not the time.
Todd: You ditched me? I thought you were kidnapped. Hana, did you know about this?
Hana: Oh yeah I kinda watched them leave.
Meats blast them
[both yelling, grunts]
Meats: I'll take my truffle now and use it to cook me some scardy-cat stew. Huh? Where are you?
Mikey: Oh man. What would Raph do?
Raph: Shark attack? Punch it in the nose. Vampire? Garlic. Werewolf? Silver. A puppet. Just curl up in a ball, buddy you're going down.
Mikey: Thanks, Mind Raph.
Hana:But Mikey, where are we gonna get something silver?
Mikey: You heard that? Oh-me-gosh-my BFF mallet. It's pure silver, baby! And I'd be happy to return it. All right we gotta get him right in the hollow.
Todd: Okay, get on my shoulders.
Mikey: No, Todd this time, you're the periscope.
Todd: Really? I'm finally the periscope?
Hana: I love all this but we have to hurry up.
Mikey: Hey, tree chef. You are official unfriended!
Hana: About time
Todd throws the hammer at Meats
Meats: Right in me Knothole!
[screams] [electricity booms ]
Meats:: oh, shallots.
All: Yes!
Mikey: couldn't have done it without you guys. Hey still got that truffle?
[happy music]
Mikey gives Todd& Hana a piece of Stake
Mikey: Here we go-- Three best friend specials.
Todd: Mmm, Forest truffle pork chops.[sniffs] Oh they smell divine!
The dog eats Mikey's stake
Mikey: Aw, well. Can I have a bite of yours Todd
Todd just eats all of his
Hana: Oh Todd, here you are Mikey.
Mikey: Thank you.