The Umbrella Academy (Five Hargreeves x OC)

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Robyn scoffed looking at the door.

"What the hell are you doing! Stanley is gone! We need to face this!" Lila yelled

"Just check the chimney!" Diego yelled back. Robyn tried to open it but it wouldn't budge

"He's not in the bloody chimney! He's been Kugelblitzed!"

"And whose fault is that, huh? You're the one who brought him here!"

"It won't budge." Robyn said after using her powers

"Congratulations. You're both mildly terrible parents. Can we focus? Come on. Robyn can't get it open so how did it open before?" Five said

"I don't know. It was already kinda open." Diego replied

"Already kinda open?" Robyn looked at him

"You know Diego, you should have been an engineer. It's a lost opportunity."

"Why'd you wanna go in there anyway? It's just sushi and death." Lila cried

"Cause something wants me to." Robyn whispered

"Pogo said Dad spent years training the Sparrows for some kind of super-secret mission into.." Five began

"Oblivion?" Lila asked

"So, we come back here and find that you two sentient STDs have actually been in there." Five motioned to the door "Everyhtings leading to Oblivion so we have to go in there."

"Hell no! Not happening!"

"No way! We barley got out alive and some psycho was trying to kill us!"

"What did this 'psycho' look like?" Robyn asked curious

"Didn't get a good look at her." Lila cried

"Her?" Robyn questioned

"Yeah, she was talking in another language or something."

"Well you got out alive and you look fine to me." Robyn said

"Hey loving sister of mine. You still have all your fingers." Diego held up his hand

"Holy shit!" Robyn gasped

"I didn't get this from giving a mummy a hand job alright. I went in there and I lost my fingers to this thing with a knife and a chain."

"Hey look." Lila began "Diego may be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts but he's right about Oblivion ok? We're right about it. We're not just gonna waltz back in there because you say so."

"Good because you're coming with us." Robyn spoke up

"Where?" The three asked

"Sparrow Academy." They turned hearing Sloane and saw her standing next to Luther

"The worlds ending so I think it's time we put our petty bullshit aside and work together on this Kugelblitz."

"I respect that." Robyn stepped forward "Nice suit dickwad." she pats Luther's shoulder.

The Sparrows' Grace's gears whirred as she offered out cookies.

"You're guys model of mom sucks ass." Robyn muttered sitting inbetween Diego and Five "At least ours could cook."

"Welcome." Fei smiled "Please make yourselves at home." Naomi sat down next to Lila, looking at Robyn with heart eyes.

"Bitch this is our hime." Allison spat

"Excuse me?"

"Jellybean?" Luther cut in

"Where the hell is Viktor and Klaus?" Diego asked