featuring: rise characters! (yes rise is obviously my favorite season)
dante: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
dante, to delta: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
ichika, to fumiya: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
arman: There are two types of people.
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ichika: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
arman: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
delta: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
fumiya: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
dante: *actual flat-earther.*
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ichika: What makes you all smile?
delta: Friends and Family.
arman: Snacks.
fumiya: Victory and success.
dante: Face muscles.
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ichika: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
delta: It was fumiya.
arman: It was fumiya.
dante: fumiya broke it.
fumiya:
fumiya: ...yOU PROMISED-
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dante: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
delta: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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delta: Where did you get that tomato soup?
dante: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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arman: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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arman: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
delta, used to arman being dumb: Sure...
arman: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
delta: Okay?
arman: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
delta:
arman: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
delta: ok, that one is a little-
dante, interested: No, no, arman, keep going.
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arman: When I was a kid, dante told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
delta: They are!
arman: FOR REAL?
delta: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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gwyn: I'm tired.
dante: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
gwyn: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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dante: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
gwyn: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
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gwyn: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
gwyn: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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arthur: Is this a good idea?
arthur: Probably not.
arthur: Do I care?
arthur: No.
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blindt: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
gwyn: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
blindt: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
gwyn: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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blindt: honk.
arthur: WHAT.
blindt: HONK.
arthur: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
