1. Go to an area with no creatures present.
The fucking creatures in Ohio such as The Window Peeker and MrBeast from Ohio will not hesitate to steal your fucking food because the creatures in Ohio are full of gluttony.
2. Never even cook corn or pumpkin in Ohio.
Look at the previous page then you will know the reason why.
3. ALWAYS ask an Ohio citizen how to cook food
First of all, Ohio people are very smart in cooking good shit which includes Quandale Dingle steak, Among Us jelly, and strawberry pizza. Ohio citizens know how to cook because they were actually humans that adapted to the fucking Ohio hellhole.
Mr Beast from Ohio
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4. Never even try to cook your food in motor oil
Motor oil in Ohio can make inanimate objects grow wheels and go at the speed of a Porche. Don't put motor oil as topping for your food unless you want "Meals on Wheels"
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How To Survive In Ohio
General FictionOhio might seem like a fun place to be in but it has some dangers such as goofy ahh monsters, weird customs that visitors and citizens need to follow, and a hostile species named "Quandale Dingle" that is the creation of the Devil of Ohio. Note: I...