Once I reached my house, I decided walking through the front rock would cause too much disturbance, since I smell like the zaza. So I decided to break into my room through the rock window. I took off my dino uniform, and hopped into the shower to wash off the smell of zaza. After I showered, I went into my room and put on my house clothes.
'LIDIA! YOU BETTER COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU BING BONG DINGLE-HEAD!!!' (curse word in DINONESE) yelled mother.
I've never heard mother yell like this before. I was too scared to go down, but I gathered up all my courage and went down without making a ruckus.
'WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY DID YOU HIT YOUR TEACHER? HUH!? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET PISSED WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU!?!' screamed mother. I didn't like this.
'MAYBE IF I WASN'T BORN THIS WAY, I WOULDN'T STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB!' I yelled back. I know I shouldn't yell at my mother, but she doesn't understand how someone like me would feel. I decided there was no point in arguing with my mother, so I went back into my room and SLAMMED the door. I decided to vent to my rockline friend. Their name was GRRRR. They are really good at giving advice.
*Chat*
{ Lidia } hey GRRRR...
{ GRRRR } Hi Lidia! How are you?
{ Lidia } can i tell you something?
{ GRRRR } Sure! I'm here to listen to anything you say. 🙂
{ Lidia } im really mad at my mother right now
{ Lidia } she keeps comparing me to other dinos and keeps saying 'WHy dO YoU GeT sO pIsSEd OfF WhEN PEopLe MaKe FUn oF yOU?!'
{ Lidia } i don't know what to do, pls help me 🙁
{ GRRRR } k̵̢͈͙̾͗̀̅́̉͊̚͘͝ỉ̶̼͕͈l̸̲͉̤̫̺̥͒̍̊̓l̶̝̭̤̼͈̟͇̭̈́̆̓͂̓ͅ ̸͚̝̠̙̰̩̽͑̾͜͝ẖ̵̨̣̫̣͙̏̂̈́e̸̢̡̨̛̬͚͇̮͇̻͗́͑͗̀̈̎̚̚r̴̲̝̜̹̪̤̗̖̯̈̉
{ GRRRR } Go take your anger out on something! Like breaking a pencil, or kicking a ball really hard. I heard that helps a lot!
{ Lidia } what?
{ GRRRR } What do you mean 'what?'
{ Lidia } nothing, but i'll go and try out your advice
{ Lidia } thank you!
{ GRRRR } No problem. Bye Bye!
I decided to listen to GRRRR's advice and I took my anger out on my humongous Shrek body pillow. I didn't have anything else to take my anger out on, so I had to use my precious Shrek. I got tired kicking and punching my Shrek body pillow and I fell into a conscious sleep.
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Book 1 - La La Lidia : Our Lord Is Born
HumorThis story is just for fun that my friends and I decided to create. No hate please. ☺️ Currently on hiatus. Probably coming back in late May early June.
