Today I woke up nice and early because I have to go to dino school. I did my business and got ready school. The uniform I have to wear is really big on me, since I'm not a dinosaur. I decided I would use Fathers belt to keep my pants in place, because I miss him so much.
'Lidia, come and get your lunch before you go!' my mother yelled. I ran up to her, grabbed my lunch, kissed her goodbye, and I ran outside our rock house to reach the bus. While I was running to the bus stop, I accidentally pushed 'the boys'.
'Watch where you're going, you damn human!' said the big hunky man.
'I-i-i-i-i-i-i'm so-o-o-o sor-r-ry, uwu.' is what most dinos would say, but I hate these guys with a passion.
'What do you want, you big eight-headed bing bong brat!' I said. I then punched him in his nasty old face, since he doesn't look like my husband Shrek. I then threatened them that I would dox each and everyone of them.
I then walked to the bus stop and climbed onto the bus.
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Book 1 - La La Lidia : Our Lord Is Born
HumorThis story is just for fun that my friends and I decided to create. No hate please. ☺️ Currently on hiatus. Probably coming back in late May early June.
