*they all show up at the wedding*
Waylon: *walking down the aisle* pleasejustkillme-
Trager: *holding shears to his throat to keep him walking* nah bro you gotta get married
Twin 1: It's so beautiful, they grow up so fast
Twin 2: Brings a tear to my eye, innit
Father Martin: Mawwiage is what bwwings us togetha today
Eddie: Um excuse you
Father Morbin: It's morbin time
(lil fun fact: I accidentally spelled Martin as Mortin and instead of correcting myself I put Morbius in this. Kill me now)
Frank: NOM NOM NOM *eating him*
Waylon: I hate you and I hate this place and I hate living
Father Martin: SHUT UP now if anyone has any objections please speak now or forever-
Walker: *breaks down door* I OBJECT
Everyone: GASP
Eddie: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU-
Walker: I'M HERE FOR YOU
Everyone: GASP
Walker: because... I LOVE YOU
Waylon: wtf
Eddie: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO
Father Martin: OMG NO I REFUSE TO MARRY GAY PEOPLE
Trager: then don't get married to a gay person
Everyone: *dead silence*
Trager: Oh you meant marry
Waylon: hold on but we were two men? You were gonna marry us
Father Martin: HUH
Waylon: Yes I am a man-
Father Martin: FOR REAL?
Waylon: Yes this cannibal man here can confirm
Frank: nom nom yes this is a man nom nom nom
Father Martin: BOI YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE A MAN IF YOU LOOKED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Trager: IKR LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE HEDWIG ONLY PEOPLE WON'T BE SAD WHEN YOU DIE
Waylon: Um excuse you
Walrider: *phases through door* hey guys I just got out of the lab and GASPPP *points at Waylon*
Waylon: don't you dare
Walrider: IS THIS THAT BABY FROM ICE AGE
Waylon: I'm leaving
Miles: *filming through window* this is totally gonna go viral lolz
THE END
Nobody even is in this fandom anymore but if you find this then I have a secret to tell you.
In the first game, as soon as you crawl under the gate, you can try and jump over the fence into the grass. This can put you at the spawn point of the underground lab. Super cool.
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Outlast: THE WEDDING
FanfictionImagine wasting an hour and a half in the middle of the night to write this. Haha couldn't be me I stole a lot of these lines from google images btw so don't credit me for these awesome lines
