yuri gagarin, now the first man to ever orbit our earth, is back on earth. everybody, from his family to his friends, are there to welcome him home
gherman titov: omg hiii!!!
yuri gagarin: Hi!
vladimir komarov: hi
gherman titov: sooo what happened
yuri gagarin: oh um nothing much
vladimir komarov: bitch your ass is lying. something definitely had to have happened while you were up there
yuri gagarin: you're right. guys... please don't think i'm crazy, but
gagarin begins to show off the 'twerk', but discreetly so nobody but the two of his friends notice it
vladimir komarov: what the fuck was that
yuri gagarin: the aliens, they-
gherman titov: ALIENS???
yuri gagarin: yes..
gherman titov: that's crazy
vladimir komarov: no no, let him finish. i'm intrigued
yuri gagarin, taking a deep breath: okay. so
gherman titov: nah nah nah (WestReferenceEver😂) ALIENS???
gagarin and komarov slowly turn their heads to titov
gherman titov: Sorry
yuri gagarin: okay, anyway, as i was saying, the aliens.. i saw aliens.. and they have this dance, which is called the "twerk"
komarov crosses his arms and nods
yuri gagarin: and it's extremely contagious, i could soon feel myself trying to do the dance as well without even realizing
vladimir komarov: it's not like a disease, is it?
yuri gagarin: i don't know.. i hope not
gherman titov: haha come onn that's so bull
vladimir komarov: i don't know, i believe it. look at the guy, he's sweating buckets
yuri gagarin, sweating buckets: y-you don't have to believe me...
vladimir komarov: why shouldn't i?
yuri gagarin: "one of my people", so the aliens said, killed someone for doing the twerk. i don't know if i should even be telling any of you about this
titov mockingly gasps and puts his hand over his mouth
vladimir komarov: well.. we'll try to keep it discreet. i'm sorry you had to go through this, it looks like it really has shaken you
yuri gagarin: yeah.. and it really has shaken MY ASSSSS
gagarin begins to "throw it back". komarov and titov gasp in unison. standing in silence for a minute, quickly realizing what he'd just done, gagarin composes himself
yuri gagarin: oh my god. i'm so sorry. i really don't know what came over me
vladimir komarov: we have to get you inside somewhere away from everyone, asap
gherman titov: you really think someone is going to kill him over a dance?
vladimir komarov: i don't know. the world is weird, titov
gherman titov: i guess
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the hidden life beyond our earth (and how it affects us)
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