The next morning peter told mr Mackye 2 quit teaching bcuz they needed to b togather 24/7 so Mr Mackey called up the schol and told them he was quitting bcuz he'd found the love of his life on tinder
"plz superintendent will u let me quit teeching I found the love of my life on tinder, m'kay" mr mackeyeyeyey yelled into the phone
"Imma kill u if u quit" the superintendant said
So mr makey snuck petr into a giant duffel bag and snuck him into school once they were at the scool there waz still 5 minutes befor class starteds so they went into the bathroom and made out and mr mackey took off peters pants an then an un(sus)pecting Eric Cartman found them
"why iz mr macky making out wit peter griffin fom famil guy" Eric Cartmansaid
"I always thought mr makcey was a bit fruity" Kyle said
"Mmph mmph" Kenny said
butters saw it too and he told the superintendant
"MR MACKEY WHY WERE U MAKkING OUT WITH PETER GRIFFIN THIS IS WORSE THAN QUITTING SO IMMA KILL U RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the superintendant yelled
"forgiv me for this superintendant i just cant liv without peetah griffin m'kay" mr mackey said
"UR FIRED ALSO YO MAMA" the superintndan yelled
"yay i don't liek this shcool anyays"
Then peter and mr mackey decided to go shopping. they bought 100 dildos cuz why not
Lois's journal:
Chirs and stewie run away bcuz I forced them to eat a five-year-old melon against their will i think chris lives with his best frend herbert the pervert now so nothing to worry about and i hear stewie is working as a dancer at a strip club! how lovely!
I just painted my entire house poo green over the neon pink layer. itz so pretty
And Brian has died.
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