BATTLES ACROSS THE GLOBE!
Y/N, CAULIFLA, AND GOKU RETURN TO EARTH
All of the Earthlings who weren't capable of fighting hid out on the Lookout
Bulma: Hey, guys! These monitors are linked to the drones I sent out to check on the battles!
Chi-Chi: So we can watch my Gohan in action?
The first monitor turned on, showing Krillin fighting Yunba
Krillin: KIENZAN!
Yunba flipped through all the incoming Kienzan, crashing into Krillin, and sending Krillin into the dirt. But Krillin used his finger to redirect a Kienzan to slash Yunba in the face. Krillin continued to do this as Yunba dodged each of them, causing them to clash through Krillin
Yunba: Patchetic!
Krillin suddenly disappeared as the real Krillin reappeared behind Yunba
Krillin: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! THAT'S MY AFTER-IMAGE MOVE! TRY TO KEEP IT IN MIND! KAMEHAMEHA!
Krillin blasted Yunba dead on with the Kamehameha, knocking Yunba out cold
Krillin: Phew.. somehow I pulled it off. HEY! HOU GUYS CAN HANDLE HIM FROM HERE, RIGHT?
Galactic Patroller: Yes! We're responsible for escorting this one back to the Galactic Prison
Suddenly, a women's scream erupted from the woods
???: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PEEPING, YOU DISGUSTING OLD PERVERT! YOU SICK CREEP!
Krillin: Dammit... Master Roshi!
Krillin flew off to find Roshi roughed up
Krillin: You alright, Master Roshi?
Roshi: Ah, Krillin! I found some tough foes! Won't even let me grope em- I mean, my attacks ain't hitting!
Krillin: *whispers* I'm glad Y/N hasn't introduced you to Caulifla yet.. she would've killed you by now
Roshi: We gotta focus!
Miza: YOU GOT SOME NERVE PULLING THAT ON US, YOU OLD CREEP! HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR PAYBACK!
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Tien and Chiaotzu found themselves fighting Universe 7's Metal-Man, Bikkura Quoitur
Tien: What's with this one?!
Chiaotzu: Your punch had no effect!
Galactic Patroller: Bikkura Quoitur is a member of a race of Metal-Men, made entirely out of a metallic substance
Tien: A Metal-Man? Like Magetta from Universe 6? Didn't he have some weakness?
Chiaotzu: Insults! That's his weakness! Insult him!
Tien: Huh?!
On the lookout, Bulma was worried
Dende: S-so... insults are effective against Metal-Men.
Bulma: Is Tien even capable of insulting someone
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Tien: Alright... here I go.. Y-you...! Rock-head!
Quoitur was unphased
Chiaotzu: Uhh... Tien... metal is harder than rocks.
Tien: Right... in that case... YOU HALF-TON TUBBY!
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