Master: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Doctor: Um...Neat.
*later*
Doctor, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Jack. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Jack, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Doctor. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Alonso confessed his love for me?
Doctor: Didn't you thank him?
Jack: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Doctor Who incorrect quotes, memes & oneshots
RandomPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ THIS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN I HAD WRITING IT most of these quotes are from the internet or incorrect quotes generators and I converted them into Doctor Who characters but there might be some of my own :P WARN...
