Me: *hums while coming to the horror household and see the house all dark* Huh? What is all this?
All the Horror Killers: *Pops out* SURPRISE!!! Happy birthday!!!
Me: oh thank you!!! That's a happy surprise!
Jigsaw: *smiles* nothing will ruin your birthday.
Me: Yeah you got that rig.... *heard cellphone beeps* WHAT THE FUCK 2022?!!!
SweetTooth: What's wrong?!
Me: Pelé!!!!
Zurial: Pelé?
Aleera: You mean the 3 time world cup champion in Brazil?!
Jack Torrance: What happened?
Me: He died! Literally on my birthday!
Horny The Clown: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sweeney Todd: Now you get to add another celebrity on the list.
Me: *mutters* Don't remind me. I'm beginning to add more celebrities to the list of my angry rant and it's not finished yet.
Marlow: Anyways.... How about a little positivity? It's your birthday.
Me: Yeah that would be nice!
The Sanderson Sisters: *presented with a birthday cake*
Me: *smiles*
All the horror boys: *sings* Happy birthday to you.
All the horror girls: *sings* Happy birthday to you
Brute, LookSee, Kinderfãnger, Mordeo, Rudy, Slim, Shorty and Jumbo: *makes sounds of growls and squeaks*
Eddie Gluskin: What they actually mean to sing is *sings* Happy birthday dear Chanbien.
All of the horror characters: Happy birthday to you.
Me: *smiled and blows out the candles*
David: *patted her back* Happy birthday Author.
Me: Heheh thanks guys.
Brute: *place a picture of Pelé*
Paul: Rest in peace Pelé.
Marko: You are a legendary soccer player in all of Brazil.
Carrie White: A World Cup legend.
Verona and Marishka: Our prayers go out to your family...
Carrie White, Richard Trager, Kimmy, Micah, Red, Dahlia and Jacob Goodnight: Your friends...
Sweeney Todd and Eddie Gluskin: And to all the devoted fans who loved your amazing skills in soccer.
Angela Baker: You will be missed.
Daeron, Zurial, Heron, Marlow, Iris, Macey, Kali, Hannibal Lecter, Polite Leader, and Babadook: FUCK 2022!
Kevin Crumb: And happy birthday to the author.
Me: Thanks horror monsters and I agree. Man this year SUCKS!
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