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Quackity: Karl and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Sapnap: *Sighing* What did Karl do?
Quackity: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Karl: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Quackity: They stole from me first!
Karl: Mhm.
Quackity: Stole my heart...
Sapnap: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Dream: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Techno: Just rip the bandage off.
Dream: It's Wilbur.
Techno: Put the bandage back on.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Dream: Um, Techno, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Techno: We need money!
Dream: You're scamming him?
Techno: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Dream: What?!No way!
Techno: Why not? We already stole Wilbur!
Wilbur: Hey guys
Dream: No, we didn't. Wilbur can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Wilbur: I wanna steal
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Dream: YOU CHEATED!
Techno: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?
Wilbur: I... can confirm that that actually happened.
Dream: ...What.
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Dream: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Techno: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Wilbur: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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tubbo: What's it like being tall?
niki: Is it nice?
Phil: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ranboo: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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Phil: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Tommy: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Techno: A realist sees a freight train.
Wilbur: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Tommy: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Techno: I personally was created in a lab.
Wilbur: I just straight up spawned lol.
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