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Dream, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Wilbur: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Dream: Orange soda, please!

Wilbur: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Techno: Me too, strawberry soda.

Dream:

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Dream: How's the sexiest person here~?

Wilbur: I don't know, how are they~?

Dream, flustered: I-

Techno, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Dream, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Wilbur: But – that's just a trash can.

Dream: It sure is!

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Dream: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Wilbur: Really? Name one law

Dream: Don't kill people?

Wilbur: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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*Dream's helping Sapnap out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Karl: How does Sapnap look?

George: A little better than you, actually.

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Dream: *Gently taps table*

Sapnap: *Taps back*

Karl: What are they doing?

George: Morse code.

Dream: *Aggressively taps table*

Sapnap: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Dream a milioner chasing Tommy: GIVE ME BACK MY DOLLAR

Tommy also a milioner running from dream: NEVER OLD MAN

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Dream: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

George: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

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