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Karl: Be careful man, this isn't a simulator!
Sapnap: Well that's good because I always wreck the simulator!
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Quackity: I didn't catch your name.
Tommy: I didn't throw it.
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Tubbo: We all have a head, a body, a neck and a sound hole so technically we are all ukuleles.
Ranboo: How do you come up with these things?
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Tubbo: That was so weird.
Ranboo: YOU're so weird, cutie.
Tubbo: You don't need to be rude!
Ranboo: I wasn't rude!
Tubbo: You know, sometimes just adding a pet name to the end of the sentence isn't enough!
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Dream: OKAY TECHNO, CAN YOU STOP MURDERING PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!?
Dream: YOU HAVE SIX HUMAN TAXIDERMIES IN YOUR BASEMENT!
Techno: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
Wilbur: This is why I never invite you two.
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Dream: George ain't the problem this year.
Sapnap: When are you gonna get it? George's ALWAYS the problem.
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Dream: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
George: Did you just make that up?
Dream: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Sapnap:
Dream: A really long fortune cookie.
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Techno: You're not a woman until you get blood on all your favorite pants.
Wilbur: What about trans women?
Techno: I never said it had to be your own.
Dream: Yay! Murder!
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Tommy: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Tubbo, referring to himself and Ranboo: Even us?
Tommy: Especially you guys.
Ranboo:
Tubbo:
Ranboo: Petition to kick Tommy out so he stop insulting us.
Tubbo: Seconded.
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Dream: Is your head being a bitch?
Dream: Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all your headaches will be gone!
Dream: Now introducing:
Dream: THE GUILLOTINE!
Sapnap:
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Techno: Who are you to stand against Technoblade The bloodgod?
Tommy: Tommy, robber of ATMs!
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George: No, you misunderstand. We're just friends!
Sapnap, grabbing a bite off George's plate: With very similar tastes in food.
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Wilbur: I desire moisture.
Techno: Can't you just say "I want water" like a normal person?
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Dream: I miss when people were just good and kind, before they got corrupted by the internet.
Dream: And the Beatles.
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