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XD: I could kill you if I wanted to
Dream: ah, I mean so could eanyone else
Wilbur:what?!
Dream: I mean so could a horse a cat a REALLY ambitious duck
Dream: HELL I could even kill my self
George: WTF!?
Sapnap: ARE YOU OK MAN!?
Dream: the point is it's not that hard, you're not specia
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Phil, driving dream and wilbur: So how was your day?
Dream: We almost got surprise adopted!
Phil: What?
wilbur: We almost got kidnapped.
Phil: Oh, okay.
Phi;: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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techno: We need a distraction.
phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
wilbur, whispering: My time has come
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techno: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
phil: How am I supposed to know?
wilbur: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
phil: *sighs*
phil: You wouldn't be trapped.
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techno: They stole from me first!
dream: Mhm.
techno: Stole my heart...
wilbur: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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techno: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that dream does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
wilbur: If dream were to jump off a cliff, he would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see dream jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
techno: You jump off a cliff!
wilbur: Gladly. Provided dream did first.
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techno: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
dream: Wasn't wilbur with you?
wilbur: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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techno: dream and I don't use pet names.
wilbur: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
techno: Honey?
dream: Yes, dear?
techno:
wilbur: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Dream: I told Techno his ears flush when he lies.
wilbur: Why?
Dream: Look.
Dream: Hey Techno! Do you love us?
Techno, covering his ears: No.
wilbur:
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techno, texting dream: dream! Help I'm being kidnapped
wilbur: Where are you?
techno: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
dream: I'll call wilbur.
wilbur, answering their cell: Y'ello?
dream: Where's techno? They texted me that he was being kidnapped.
wilbur: techno? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
wilbur:
wilbur: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
wilbur: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
techno: WHO ARE YOU?!
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techno: How many kids do you have?
Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Phil:there IS a difference
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techno: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
dream: What's that?
techno: Remorse code.
dream: I'm even angrier now.
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techno: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
dream: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Tommt: *Gently taps table*
dream: *Taps back*
sapnap: What are they doing?
Phil: Morse code.
Dream: *Aggressively taps table*
Tommy: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Fundy: You know those things will kill you, right?
dream, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
sapnap, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Techno: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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techno: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
dream: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Will?
Wilbur: Probably "road work ahead".
Phil: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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wilbur: How did none of you hear what I just said?
dream: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
techno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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