Helluva boss: Moxxie and Millie's son

C.H.E.R.U.B/Episode 4

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?

Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

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C.H.E.R.U.B/Transcript
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[The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven’s golden gates. The gates open and “Cherub Towne” is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]

Cletus: Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

[The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.]

[Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads “OWIE!”]

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

[Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as “Oh No!” appears in a censor cloud.]

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

[Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. “Oopsie!” is seen in another censor cloud.]

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

[Clip shows a struggling man’s face turning blue in a hangman’s noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.]

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There’s somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

[All three pose together.]

[The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.]

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫