Blitzo and Verosika: …run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.
Blitzo follows Verosika.
Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna…
A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.
Hellhound: You'll what?
Blitzo: *glances around and stutters in fear* Or I'll… uh… uh, I- I'll call HR!
After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.
Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.
Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off.
Verosika: *looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain.
Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.
Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!
Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.
Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?
Maxwell: *opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!
Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that’s such a shock?
Loona: Hellooo, it’s Verosika Mayday?
Millie: It's you?
Moxxie: I just… *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?
Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don’t pry into your stupid personal lives.
Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!
Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.
Loona: You totally do that.
Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.
Millie: What was sex with her like?
Moxxie: *taken aback* Millie!
Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You’d wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.
Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes his mind* …Touché.
Blitzo: Okay, look, let’s just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side] Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Max, let’s go handle this shit.
The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie, and Max and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.
Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!
Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.
Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~
Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.
Loona: Shut UP, da—
Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.
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Helluva boss: Moxxie and Millie's son
FanfictionWhat if Moxxie abd millie had a son before they joined I.M.P? like 16 or 19 years before the company employees were employed. So when Moxxie and mille have a son named Maxwell or Max for short. what they don't know is that he somehow has the powers...
Spring Broken/Episode 3
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