Family is Forever

Lair Games: Part 2

Aria's POV:

Not only do I get to film the interviews, Splinter's letting me be his co-host/referee this year.

Me: "Ladies & gentlemen, reporting to you live on the scene from our first event: The Handstand Hill-Bomb. Each contestant will do a handstand while riding their skateboards downhill. The first one to make it across the finish line unharmed while still performing a handstand wins the event."

Splinter: "And they're off! Ooh, it looks like someone has separated themselves from the pack."

If you guessed that someone is Leo, you're correct.

Me: "Down the stretch they come. And..the winner is..Leo."

Splinter: "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have bet on Red."

Leo grabs hold of the camera with a cocky grin.

Leo: "I may be bald, but call me the hare because I smoke tortoises!"

Me: "In second place...Donnie?"

Splinter: "I can't believe it! This is unprecedented!"

Leo approaches Donnie, waving the microphone in his face.

Leo: "Second place, huh? What's that feel like?"

Donnie: "Nardo, please don't."

Leo: "Because I only get first."

Donnie's Interview:

AKA Othello von Ryan or Bootyyyshaker9000

Donnie: "Second, baby!"

Me: "Way to go, Donnie!"

Raph's Interview:

Was not dreaming

Raph: "Donnie got second, and I was like, 'Am I dreaming?'"

Donnie's Interview:

Has been drawing eyebrows onto his mask for 9 years

I laugh as Donnie twirls me into a victory dance.

Donnie:

I just got second

I just got second

Mikey's Interview:

Bless his heart, he always gives it his all.

Mikey: *sheepish smile* "It wasn't a great start for me."

Handstand Hill-Bomb:

Mikey falls off his skateboard, covered in bruises, as he crosses the finish line.

Me: *winces* "Uh, we'll take a quick break while Nurse Aria tends to this brave soldier's battle wounds."

Mikey offers a small smile in thanks as I lead him to the infirmary.

{Time skip}

Splinter & I are wearing hazmat suits in preparation for the next event.

Splinter: "And it's a clear indoor day. Conditions are ideal, as we begin event number 2: Pipe Goop Chicken."

Leo: "My signature event. The goop that separates the turtles from the tadpoles."

Donnie: "Uh, that's not exactly-"