Pickup lines

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Jen: Seriously

Nick: Armin is a dead man

Jen: You've got that right

Nick: Armin!

Armin: Yes?

Jen: Use 5 cheasy pickup lines on annie

Armin: *blushes* uhm okay

~10 minutes later~

Armin: Hey annie!

Annie: Yes?

Armin: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Annie: thats cheasy....

Armin: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Annie: .....

Armin: Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Annie: Really armin

Armin: You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Annie: uhh...

Armin: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Annie: What!

Armin: *laughs nervously* haha

Annie: *punches armin*

Armin: Ow!

Annie: *kicks armin's leg from underneath him* Think before you talk blondie

Armin: Noted!

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