A GATE: Thus The JSDF Fought There fanfic
The two World Jumpers continue their adventures after their experience in the Rising of the Shield Hero universe! Now with 6 new members joining, the fun has just begun. They will grow stronger and stronger...
"Fuck you, she's hotter than you anyways." Toyokami smugly replied.
A series of "OH!"s were heard from the radio.
"And she has bigger tits than you too." Zane replied back, just as smug.
Another series of louder "OH!"s were heard from the radio.
"Yeah, tits that you can only jack off to through pictures cause you can't let her see that you have a small dick." Toyokami bantered.
Again, another series of "OH"s followed.
"Says the girl who was staring at her while she sleeps and subconsciously fingering herself. Are we sure you're not the pervert here?"
This time, a series of "Ooo"s were heard.
"Well at least I get to sleep with her~." Toyokami teasingly remarked.
Before another series of "Oh"s could come out,
"But you didn't lose your virginity to her." Zane remarked right back.
Now the "Oh!"s come rolling in.
"Well, not yet. Besides, you're a virgin just like me." Toyokami bit back.
"Oh I'm sorry, which one of us has a wife?" Zane asked. [1]
More "Oh"s.
"A wife you haven't fucked yet." Toyokami pointed out with a triumphant smirk.
That got some "Ooo"s instead.
Zane remained silent. "What, no remark cause it's true?" Toyokami said smugly.
"Oh I don't know, Fubuki. Have you asked my wife what we did the night when we first met face-to-face?" Zane asked, a hint of smugness in his tone. [2]
"Wait... No...! You didn't..." Keith muttered in surprise.
It was now Argus' turn to be in disbelief. "Wait! You lost your virginity to an a–"
"Are you guys seriously talking about this in our frequency?!" Kuribayashi shouted.
< Elsewhere >
In a tavern elsewhere, a tavern wench (waitress) was serving drinks and was retelling the tale about the Fire Dragon battle. The waitress was also apparently one of the survivors of the Coda Village.
"They killed a flame dragon?!" a few patrons asked.
"That's right! They sure did! I saw it with my own eyes!" the woman claimed.
"You're full of it." one patron claimed.
"You don't expect us to believe that, do you?" another one asked.
"Maybe you fell down and hit your head and had a little dream." joked another patron.
As they began laughing, the woman's face grew unamused. "Fine, whatever. Don't believe me, then. See if I care."
Amongst the crowd were four knights. One of them was Princess Piña. The others were Hamilton Uno Ror, Piña's page (a noble).
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