A/n: This isn't gonna be a incorrect quote. Some scenes from movies and skits. Thank you for all for reading this book!
Cast members: Alpha-9 (Last hope), Scp, Alpha-1 (Red Right Hand Man), Epsilon-11 (Nine tail fox), O5 council.
Credit: Ben and Holly's little kingdom
Alpha-9: I ask myself. Why should we not use SCP's to help us? So I trained them myself.
Scp: Reporting for duty sir/ma'am.
Alpha-9: and I trained them to use manners.
Alpha-9: what do you think of it Epsilon-11?
Epsilon-11: That isn't training! This is an abomination!
O5 council: Alpha-1, what do they mean about an abomination.
Alpha-1: -pointing at the SCP- That Scp Sir/ma'am.
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Cast members: Shade, Phantom, D-class, (MTF) Mobile Task Force, (SD) Security Department
Credit: Dubdaddy: STOP RESISTING!
D-Class: Elite guards I'm stuck~
D-Class: I'm stuck~
MTF & SD: -laughing-
Shade: ... -punches D-class off into the lake-
Shade: I don't know what happened to him. He tripped.
Shade: he's drowning. We should call somebody. Should we call this in?
Phantom: You wanna make out?
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Cast members: Dr. Jack Bright, Dr. Alto Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Gears,
Credits: Joshdub
Dr. Bright: Mom, said it's my turn on the xbox.
Dr. Clef: No, Mom said it was my turn on the xbox.
Dr. Gears: We just got on the Xbox.
Dr. Bright: MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN ON THE XBOX!
Dr. Gears: I JUST PUT IN NEW BATTERIES FOR IT! IT'S MY TURN!
Dr. Bright: I'ma tell you this one fucking time Dr. Gear. Mom. said. IT'S MY TURN!
Dr. Gears: You know what. FUCK MOM!
Dr. Kondraki: wow.. No dude.
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Cast members: Shade, Elijah, Noah, Phantom, Kevin
Credits: The boys
-Reading fanfics-
Elijah: This is social quick sand. Anyone around us is now getting drawn into this and hurt!
Elijah: Our parents is gonna get dragged into the next one.
Noah: The day where I read a fanfic where Shade is like banging my mom.
Noah: I'm fucking done.
Phantom & Elijah: -laughing-
Kevin: Yooo can somebody write a fanfic where Shade becomes Noah's stepdad.
Noah: No, don't.
Shade: -on his phone- No, I'm alright.
Noah: What? What do you mean? Why would you say that? She's a nice lady?
Shade: -holding phone- DON'T YOU GET DEFENSIVE CAUSE I WON'T FUCK YOUR MOM!
Elijah, Noah, Kevin, & Phantom: -burst into laughter-
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SCP quotes "Incorrect quotes"
HumorDisclaimer: I do not own the thumbnail nor the SCP! All credit goes to the original creators. This is for entertainment purposes! (Does contain cursing you have been warned)
