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CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse
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ZHONGLI
heard. anyway, sure. go
to mondstadt, live with
that good-for-nothing
collage dropout.
oh? mondstadt?
[NAME]
no way—! thank you so much
dad— fuck— i mean zhongli!
AJAX
just admit that you guys
see each other as father
and— child..?
SCARAMOUCHE
right.
ZHONGLI
..gods.
[NAME]
wait— ittos coming like.. in
a few days??
itto? that annoying oni?
SCARAMOUCHE
yeah, uh, hes staying here.
in liyue.
[NAME]
oh.. i wanted to see him
though.
SCARAMOUCHE
we wont leave yet, i needed
your permission first. oh and
your brothers.
not yet?
ZHONGLI
oh.. i really appreciate that.
ZHONGLI
you know— i was wrong about you.
you really do want to keep [name]
safe. im glad.
what else did you expect
from him? theyre literally
dating.
AJAX
um.. yeah.. so when are you
guys leaving??
finally, someone asked.
SCARAMOUCHE
uh, next week.
[NAME]
oh! ittos coming tomorrow, i
can see him then!
SCARAMOUCHE
i said that, yes.
dumbass.
this is boring, why am i even
doing this? they dont even know
me. or.. [name] doesnt know of me.
and you know what the worst
part is? im not getting anything
out of this.
im a horrible person. im so
sorry, kunikuzushi.
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CAT FACTS ━━ scaramouche ( ✓ )
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