Tiny nose, writing in there diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Belos: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Belos*
Eda: Ha, jackass!
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Luz: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Camilla: *Staring blankly*
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Emira: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Amity: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Emira, desperately, as Amity bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Amity: Oh! B positive.
Emira: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Amity:
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King: Okay, help me please!
Hooty: Got two words for you.
King: I bet they won't be helpful.
Hooty: Your problem.
King: I was right
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Vee: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Luz: If?
Hunter: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Luz: I trust Hunter.
Amity: You think he knows what he's doing?
Luz: I wouldn't go that far.
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Amity: Emira, can I talk to you for a second?
Emira: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Luz are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Amity: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Willow: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Luz: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Gus: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Amity: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Luz: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Gus: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Amity: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Hunter, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Lilith: Good morning.
Raine: Good morning.
Darius: Good morning.
Eda: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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(family bonding night at the owl house)
Lilith: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Hooty: Have everyone stand (hoot hoot)
Luz: Bring three more chairs!
Eda: The most important ones can sit down.
King: Kill three.
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Amity: WHY. why did you give Hunter a KNIFE?!
Willow: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Amity: Now I feel unsafe!
Willow: I’m sorry.
Willow: ... would you like a knife?
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This just in, my cats an asshole.
November 9th, 2022
380 words EST
