August: My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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August: Seriously, you're a boot licker? what are you into, feet?
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August: Gender? You know that's not real, right? They just made it up to sell more pink and blue explosives to Americans.
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August: Just read an article that said highly sarcastic people die younger, which is just fucking great.
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August: I wish all lesbians an ancient sword that can cut through anything.
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August: "you're so quiet" thanks, I do not want to talk to you.
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