Wands and Brooms

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[Rowling]

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a global superpower?

How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the battlefield waving Dumbledore's flag higher?

Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon

A blood traitor, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in

He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the bloody Death Eaters

Ev'ryone give it up for ev'ryone's favorite fighting pureblood!

[Everyone]

Sirius!

[Sirius]

I'm takin' this broom by the reins makin'

Black coats darker with bloodstains!

[Everyone]

Sirius!

[Sirius]

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em

Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm-

[Everyone]

SIRIUS!

[Sirius]

Watch me engagin' em! Escapin' em!

Enragin' em! I'm-

[Everyone]

SIRIUS!

[Sirius]

I go to England for more funds

[Everyone]

Sirius!

[Sirius]

I come back with more wands

And brooms

And so the balance vrooms

[Moody]

We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts

[Sirius]

We can end this war at the Hollow, cut them off at sea

But-!

For this to succeed, there is someone else we need...

[Moody]

I know

[Everyone - Moody]

James Potter!

[Sirius]

Sir, he knows what to do in a trench

Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean-

[Everyone - Moody]

James Potter!

[Sirius]

Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually

What's he gonna do on the bench ami?

[Everyone]

James Potter!

[Sirius]

No one has more resilience

Or matches my practical tactical brilliance!

[Everyone - Moody]

James Potter!

[Sirius]

You wanna fight for our land back?

[Everyone - Moody]

James Potter!

[Moody]

I need my right-hand man back!

[Sirius]

Ah!

Uh, get ya right-hand man, back

You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back

I mean you gotta put some thought

Into the letter but the sooner the better

To get your-

RIGHT-HAND MAN BACK!

[Moody]

James Fleamont Potter...

Troops are waiting in the field for you

If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide

Oh, James Fleamont Potter...

I have wizards that will yield for you

If we manage to get this right

They'll surrender by early light

The world will never be the same-

James Fleamont Potter...

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Credit to fanart: Space Dementia

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A/N - Also known as Sirius being the best homie to James.

This was a favorite back when I was in Quotev. Not much has changed about it, and some of the suggested changes were from people who liked this "story". I also love it as well.

Also, new headcanon: Sirius speaks French.

Have a great day everyone, and I hope you enjoyed this.

God Bless <3

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