After their disastrous anniversary at Ozzie's, moxxie and Millie leave imp city convinced that it was all blitzo's fault quitting the company all together. But little did they know was that they would be taken to a place that would take them to diff...
Blitzo holds his nose in an attempt to keep it form bleeding and holds his crotch because of how hard his dick was due to how hot Stolas was. In the background next to him is a poster that reads "Public Health WARNING: New study finds LA water to be 2% sewer overflow and 98% literal acid. 'NO, OBVIOUSLY DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT!!' Top Scientists Say."
Blitzo: No chance you can conjure me one of those, can ya?
Stolas: Sadly, no. I'm afraid without my grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world.
Blitzo: Satan's balls I need to memorize that spell when this is over
They walk out of the alleyway and Stolas grabs a pair of red-tinted sunglasses which he puts on his head where his second pair of eyes would be in his normal form.
Switch back to Octavia. The bus stops and she groans.
Tour Guide: And to your left, you'll see the home of one of those influencers who thinks they're hot shit cause now they do TV shows.
A woman and her kid hop into a limo while a man lays prostrated on the ground crying and begging, the limo drives away and he stands up and begins kissing the man standing nearby wearing a bathrobe.
Octavia groans and turns away pulling her beanie down over her eyes.
Scene cut to a door opening at a store labeled "Little costume shop of horrors". A torso animatronic with an eye falling out cackles. Blitzo walks through the door dressed in a pink shirt, blue jeans, and wig. His horns have been covered with frankly gigantic ears. Stolas looks up at him as Blitzo gestures to himself.
Blitzo: So?
A woman screams excitedly.
Woman #2: Look, everyone! It's Hollywood star, Brennon Ragers!
Blitzo: The fuck is a Brendon Rager - Oh.
He looks up and sees a billboard for "Sweetie! I'm In the House!! Guest Starring Brennon Ragers". The man on the poster is the one Octavia accidentally killed by landing on earlier.
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Stolas: *looking up at the billboard, eyes wide* Oh, dear.
A crowd immediately mobs Blitzo, taking pictures and begging for things while Blitzo tries to escape
Blitzo: Loona! Stolas! Help!!!
A truck is seen with agents jumping out to break the commotion. A man is seen blowing his whistle with a diploma in his hands, and Blitzo is finally let go. A producer approaches him.
Producer: *holding a bag of fruit snacks* Mr. Ragers, we've been looking everywhere for you. You were supposed to be on set an hour ago!
Blitzo: The fuck are you talking about?
Producer: Your guest spot on... *eats a fruit snack* "Sweetie! I'm in the House!!"
An ad pops up, resembling the same design of the billboard, and briefly disappears.