Trying to change fate

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Octavia: Hey, do y- Can you help - h-how do I get ah - I - excuse me, I just need to know where I can

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Octavia: Hey, do y- Can you help - h-how do I get ah - I - excuse me, I just need to know where I can... *sighs* see the stars. *groans and rubs at her eye, pulling her beanie over her face*

A pamphlet flies into Octavia's face it says "bus tours" on the back and on the inside center panel "Star * Struck Tourz" and in the bottom left hand corner "Stalk your fave celeb!"

Octavia: *crumples the flyer close in a hug* Yes!

She expands it back out and runs to hop a seat on the Starstruck Tourz bus.
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Meanwhile Stolas paces in front Blitzo.

Stolas: How could this happen?! Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?! *He clutches at his hat worriedly* Why would she do this? How are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?

Loona sniffs the air.

Loona: Well, it reeks of urine and desperation so... sniffs again Ugh... L.A.

The two go from worried to turning and looking at Loona surprised.

Loona: What?

Cut to Loona being shoved through a portal that Blitzo and Stolas walk through.

Blitzo: Alright, Loona, let's make this quick. In and out before anyone notices us here.

Sounds of gunfire and screaming as Blitzo looks around the alley way that they've portaled into.

Blitzo: Oh. This doesn't look much different from Hell. *brushes off his front* Alright, now let's get to work. Loonie, sniff!

Loona: How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?

Blitzo: ugh. Can you do NOTHING right today?

Loona: Fuck you

Blitzo: anyways, into plan B

Blitzo jumps up on a dumpster and tapes a picture to the open lid. It has drawing of Blitzo with Loona in her human disguise plus stolas and a fake mustache.

Blitzo: Now, first things first we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way *points at his drawing* We're gonna need disguises.

Loona and Stolas get a dual Sailor Moon-esque transformation sequence into human disguises.

Loona and Stolas get a dual Sailor Moon-esque transformation sequence into human disguises

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