"No!"
They look to see Buck there dressed up in a girl outfit
Buck: (high pitched) Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon!
The gang all look to the weasel in confusion
Buck: haha! Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!
Bridget: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Millie: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
The gang look to one another before looking to Buck who is chiseling some stone tablets off the pillar
Moxxie: Okay.BI guess we're in.
Both: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.
Eddie: (LAUGHS) Doody.
The two start laughing
Buck: Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly... 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
Millie: I think we get it.
Manny: I think we're all gonna get it.
They then head off to the mountain range. But what they didn't expect was that when they left, the Dino birds burst through the hole roaring
Gertie: Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel he's going to need two eye patches.
Gavin: I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie.
But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. (LAUGHS) This changes things.
Roger: (YELPS) Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts.
Gertie: Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?
Gavin: It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... or you'd be totally useless.
Roger: Well, that's just hurtful.
The three then fly up onto a high ledge as Gertie uses roger like a telescope
Gavin: What do you see?
Roger: (SIGHS) Nothing. Nothing. Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. Oh, well. Let's just go home.
Gavin: We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along... our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
Roger: An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out
the weasel if Ghidorah is just gonna take us out?
Gavin: So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the golden devils cocoon...Kablooie! It kills the weasel and everyone else... while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Roger: That's seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint.
Gavin and Gertie then snarl at him
Roger: Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.
Gavin: That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
With that the three Dino birds then fly off after the gang
Rogers: Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?
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Cut back to Octavia exploring Las Angeles. She is trying to talk to people on the street, who are ignoring her.
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